Atlanta Hawks to win the series in 7 games · Hard Rock Bet*
“OKC, Houston, Denver, and the Spurs.
In the East, you do have one upset.
You have Atlanta beating the Knicks.
That would be a catastrophe for the Knicks, losing in round one to Atlanta.
And you think this series is going to 7-2.
And if that series goes to 7, I'm giving it to the Hawks.
I'm giving it to the Hawks.”
4-2 — Knicks beat the Hawks 4-2 in six games (April 18-30, 2026), so Atlanta did not beat New York in 7 games or otherwise.
San Antonio Spurs to win the series vs Denver Nuggets · Hard Rock Bet*
“The other difference –
We'll see.
Maybe.
You have the Spurs beating the Nuggets Yep You think it a great series The Spurs just overpower them What do you think I think it a great series I could see that one going to 6 as well
but I just think that the Spurs in a longer sample size,
being able to play them in a seven-game series,
I think they'll be able to get it done.”
4-2 — Denver was eliminated in the first round by Minnesota, so the predicted Spurs-Nuggets second-round series never happened; San Antonio's actual round-two opponent was the Timberwolves, whom the Spurs beat 4-2 (May 4-15, 2026).
New England Patriots +4.5 closed +4.5 · CLV 0
“It is not enough to move me off the pick.
Seattle, minus 4.5.
Demondze, what say you?
I'm going to take New England on the points.”
29-13 — Seattle beat New England 29-13 in Super Bowl LX, a 16-point margin against New England +4.5, so the Patriots side busts.
Cooper Kupp most receiving yards (+1300)
“cooper cup most reception yards at plus 1300”
29-13 — Cooper Kupp led Seattle with 61 receiving yards in Super Bowl LX, but New England's Mack Hollins had more (78 yards), so Kupp was not the game's leading receiver (Wikipedia). (Kupp: 6 rec, 61 yds; game-high: Mack Hollins, 4 rec, 78 yds)
Sam Darnold under 232.5 passing yards (-120) · Hard Rock Bet* closed +231.5 · CLV +1
“sam darnold under 232 and a half passing yards at minus 120.”
29-13 — Sam Darnold passed for 202 yards in Super Bowl LX, under the 232.5 line (Wikipedia). (Sam Darnold: 202 passing yards)
Stefon Diggs to catch a pass on New England's first drive (+130)
“Stefon Diggs to catch on New England's first drive at plus 130.”
New England's opening drive of Super Bowl LX ended in a punt after Drake Maye was sacked by Derick Hall on 3rd-and-11, with no target or catch recorded for Stefon Diggs on that drive (Wikipedia). (NE 1st drive: sacked on 3rd-and-11, punt; no Diggs catch)
Kenneth Walker III anytime touchdown (-200)
“Kenneth Walker III, anytime touchdown at minus 200, probably the most simple one on here.”
29-13 — Kenneth Walker III rushed for 135 yards and won Super Bowl LX MVP but did not score a touchdown (Wikipedia). (Kenneth Walker III: 27 carries, 135 rushing yards, 0 TD)
Seattle Seahawks -5.5 (first half) (+125) · Hard Rock Bet*
“And then Seattle, minus five and a half at the first half at plus 125.”
9-0 — Seattle led 9-0 at halftime of Super Bowl LX, a 9-point margin that covers Seattle -5.5 in the first half (Wikipedia).
Seattle Seahawks -2.5 · Hard Rock Bet closed -2.5 · CLV 0
“And I'm not going to say, Demase, that I think Darnold is going to melt.
But I think melt is more likely than awesome game.
And so Seattle's a tough place to play.
and the Rams trying to do something only a handful of teams have done,
which is three straight road games en route to the Super Bowl.
But I think they can do it.
I like the Rams plus the two and a half.
Where are you on this one?
I'm on Seahawks minus the points.
I think this will actually be more of a low-scoring game.
I believe in Seattle's defense a little bit more than I believe in the Rams.
I think it will be tightly contested
and I think the Seahawks will be able to pull it off
Seattle's defense”
SEA 31-LAR 27 — Seahawks beat the Rams 31-27 in the NFC Championship, a 4-point margin, so Seattle -2.5 covers (ESPN box score).
Denver Broncos +5.5 · Hard Rock Bet closed +4 · CLV +1.5
“I'm taking Denver with the points, and I honestly think they can end up winning this game.
I think they definitely win up winning the game.
Five and a half, definitely comfortable with.
But, yeah, and I honestly think Stidham is, it's like that,”
NE 10-DEN 7 — Patriots beat the Broncos 10-7 in the AFC Championship; Denver lost by only 3, so Broncos +5.5 covers (ESPN box score).
Teaser: New England Patriots +2.5 & Los Angeles Rams +10.5 & Rams-Seahawks Under 55 (-102) · Hard Rock Bet
- New England Patriots +2.5 won
- Los Angeles Rams +10.5 won
- Under 55 lost
“It's a 3.8-point alternate line parlay at minus 102. So I'm teasing New England up to plus 2.5 and the Rams to plus 10.5, and then I'm taking the under on the Rams-Seahawks game, and that's at 55.”
Teaser needed all three legs: Patriots +2.5 won (NE beat DEN 10-7) and Rams +10.5 won (lost by 4 to SEA 31-27), but Rams-Seahawks Under 55 lost since the total was 58 points; one losing leg busts the parlay (ESPN box scores).
Chicago Bears +4 · Hard Rock Bet
“And then lastly, you have the Rams, minus four at Chicago.
Yeah, I just don't trust that the Bears' defense is going to be able to slow down the Rams at all.
And I honestly think even though it's going to be freezing cold,
And I know there's a lot of trends I'm going against about home dogs of more than a field goal and dome teams outdoors. Matt Stafford played more than a decade in the NFC North. He played on the road in Chicago and on the road in Green Bay.
every single year. Matt Stafford has plenty of experience playing in the cold, and there's a lot
of fake news stats going around about Stafford being like one and eight in cold weather games.
It's just not accurate. I just think the Rams offense is too good for the Bears defense,
and I think losing your starting left tackle in the wildcard round for the Bears
is a really tough spot.
This was an unbelievable season
of nothing but steps in the right direction,
but I think it ends for the Bears this weekend,
and I think this is 42-27 Rams
where they score on, like,
three of their first four possessions
in with touchdowns,
and they keep it rolling into the second half.
oh yeah i got chicago plus the points here um i think there's i'm giving them a chance to win
the game i think they can win the game i think that it'll at least be a close game you think
it's going to be much more dominant on the ram side um but yeah i'm take chicago there's your
chance well listen at least there's a and there's a chance for me to make up one game
against you going into the final weekend uh all right and then a bonus pick to monze
We have a bonus pick before we get to the other bets.
So the national championship game is this Monday or next Monday,
whatever you want to call it.
Miami and Indiana.
And the line is set at Indiana minus eight and a half.
And it's also at hard rock stadium.
Who are you taking?
I'll take Miami plus the points.
And I'll take Miami on the money line plus two 60.
Oh,
juice it up a little bit.
Here is what I think people are failing to recognize in their handicapping of this game.
As great, and Indiana has been great this year.
Indiana was neck and neck all season long with Ohio State.
They both went in to that Big Ten championship game undefeated.
It was Ohio State you know led at halftime of that game Indiana takes the lead mid quarter and then hangs on for the win 13 That is obviously a great great win for Indiana
Indiana during this playoff has been utterly dominant.
So why do I bring that up?
I bring it up because Miami, a couple weeks later, played Ohio State.
And Miami beat Ohio State 24-14 and really controlled that entire game.
So the idea that Indiana is just in a different weight class than Miami is right now, I don't agree with.
I think that Indiana has played better in this playoff than Miami has.
Indiana has just dog-walked their two opponents, and Miami has not done that in any of their games.
And Indiana maybe is just an all-time team, but getting eight and a half points in Miami
is to me far too many.
And if it's close late,
I like Miami's chances.
So I'll take Miami on the money line.
I also think there are going to be a lot of NFL bettors
this weekend, Demonse,
that whatever bets they make on the NFL playoffs,
they include Indiana on the money line
as part of a add, you know, add a little juice to my bet, free money parlay.
And those tend to screw people over.
You've won your bets in the weekend.
You just need the big money line favorite to cash Monday night.
And it doesn't work.
So I will take Miami plus the eight and a half and Miami on the money line.
Demond say your picks are Buffalo plus one, the Niners plus seven,
New England minus three, Chicago plus four, the one we disagree with,”
LAR 20, CHI 17 (OT) — Rams beat Bears 20-17 in overtime (ESPN box score); Chicago's 3-point road loss covered +4.
3-team 8-point teaser: Seattle +1, Houston +11, Buffalo +9 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet*
- Seattle Seahawks +1 (teased) won
- Houston Texans +11 (teased) lost
- Buffalo Bills +9 (teased) won
“Three-team, eight-point teaser at plus 100. Seattle, we're going to tease them to plus one. Houston, going to tease them up to plus 11. And then Buffalo, I'm teasing up to plus nine.”
Seattle +1 covered easily (won 41-6 over San Francisco) and Buffalo +9 covered in a 33-30 OT loss to Denver, but Houston +11 failed after New England won 28-16, a 12-point margin (ESPN box scores); one failed leg sinks the teaser. (SEA 41-6 SF; NE 28-16 HOU; DEN 33-30 BUF (OT))
Buffalo Bills -1 · Hard Rock Bet
“I'll take Jacksonville plus one.
I took Buffalo minus the point just because if Josh Allen does not go out there
and win, it's going to be really bad for him.
It's going to be really bad for Buffalo, I think,
if they don't go out and get this win.
So I took them minus the points.”
BUF 27, JAX 24 — Bills beat Jaguars 27-24 (ESPN box score); Buffalo's 3-point win covered -1.
3-team 8-point teaser: Bears +9, Bills +7, Chargers +12 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet
- Chicago Bears +9
- Buffalo Bills +7
- Los Angeles Chargers +12
“This week, we got a three-team, eight-point teaser at plus 100,
and we're going to be teasing Chicago up to plus nine.
I want to tease Buffalo up to a touch to plus seven.
And then I want to tease the Chargers up to plus 12.”
Bears +9 and Bills +7 covered (Chicago won 31-27 over Green Bay, Buffalo won 27-24 over Jacksonville), but Chargers +12 failed after New England won 16-3, a 13-point margin (ESPN box scores); one failed leg sinks the teaser. (CHI 31-27 GB; BUF 27-24 JAX; NE 16-3 LAC)
3-team 8-point teaser: Carolina +10.5, Pittsburgh +11.5, Buffalo +0.5 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet*
- Carolina Panthers +10.5 won
- Pittsburgh Steelers +11.5 won
- Buffalo Bills +0.5 won
“this week is a three-team eight-point teaser at you guessed it plus 100. Carolina's up to plus 10.5. Pittsburgh up to plus 11.5. And then Buffalo, basically a pick-em-et plus half point.”
All three teased legs covered: Panthers lost 14-16 to Tampa Bay (covers +10.5), Steelers won 26-24 outright over Baltimore (covers +11.5), and Bills won 35-8 outright over the Jets (covers +0.5), per ESPN box scores. (CAR 14-16 TB; PIT 26-24 BAL; BUF 35-8 NYJ)
3-team 8-point teaser: Eagles +10.5, Jaguars +1.5, Bears +11 (+100) (+100) · Hard Rock Bet
- Philadelphia Eagles +10.5 won
- Jacksonville Jaguars +1.5 won
- Chicago Bears +11 won
“This week it is a three-team eight-point teaser at plus 100. Philly I'm going to tease up to 10.5. Jacksonville teasing them up to plus one and a half and then Chicago up to plus 11”
PHI 13, BUF 12; JAX 23, IND 17; SF 42, CHI 38 — Teaser cashes: Eagles beat Bills 13-12 (covers teased +10.5), Jaguars beat Colts 23-17 (covers teased +1.5), Bears lost by 4 to the 49ers 38-42 (covers teased +11) — all three legs win (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Titans +11.5, Bills -2, Steelers +15 (+100)
- Tennessee Titans +11.5 won
- Buffalo Bills -2 won
- Pittsburgh Steelers +15 won
“Another three-team eight-point teaser at plus 100. And I am going to be teasing Tennessee up to 11.5. I'm teasing Buffalo to minus two. and then we got Pittsburgh to plus 15 in that game.”
TEN 26, KC 9; BUF 23, CLE 20; PIT 29, DET 24 — Teaser cashes: Titans beat Chiefs 26-9 (covers teased +11.5), Bills beat Browns 23-20 (covers teased -2), Steelers beat Lions 29-24 (covers teased +15) — all three legs win (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Bengals +10.5, Chargers +13, Bears teased spread (+100) · Hard Rock Bet
- Cincinnati Bengals +10.5 lost
- Los Angeles Chargers +13 closed +6 · CLV +7 won
- Chicago Bears teased spread won
“This week, week 15, three-team eight-point teaser at plus 100.
Going to tease Cincinnati up to plus 10.5.
And my thought process earlier, the Super Bowl take that I had was,
if the Ravens manage to blow this for me and Cincinnati doesn't cover 10.5,
we're Super Bowl bound.
I know there's a lot of other dominoes that need to fall,
but us beating the Bengals by more than 10 points, divisional game,
I'd feel pretty good about what we're going forward.
Okay love that So Cincinnati up to plus 10 and then the Chargers up to plus 13 and then Chicago basically to a pick at plus 0 or plus half
Yeah, that's my week 15.”
CIN 0, BAL 24; LAC 16, KC 13; CHI 31, CLE 3 — Teaser busts: Bengals lost 0-24 to Ravens, missing +10.5; Chargers lost 16-13 to Chiefs but covered the teased +13; Bears beat Browns 31-3, covering any tease. One leg down sinks the parlay (ESPN box scores).
4-team 8-point teaser: Jaguars +10, Seahawks +1, Steelers +14, Browns +4 (+160) · Hard Rock Bet
- Jacksonville Jaguars +10 won
- Seattle Seahawks +1 won
- Pittsburgh Steelers +14 won
- Cleveland Browns +4 won
“So this week we've got a four-team eight-point teaser for plus 160 instead of our usual plus 100.
We're going to be teasing Jacksonville up to plus 10, teasing Seattle to basically a pick-em at plus 1,
and then Pittsburgh up to plus 14, and then we got Cleveland up to plus 4.”
All four teased legs covered: Jaguars beat Colts 36-19 (+10), Seahawks beat Falcons 37-9 (+1), Steelers beat Ravens 27-22 (+14), and Browns lost 31-29 to Titans but covered +4 - teaser cashes (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Dallas +11, Tampa Bay +5, Chicago +15
- Dallas Cowboys +11 won
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +5 won
- Chicago Bears +15 won
“let's check in with Damanze again with the week 13 teaser all right y'all back at it again with
another three team eight point teaser for every week that my child is alive I want a teaser let's
see if we can continue that streak this might be one of the last ones I have to do for you guys
because I'll be back in person soon but first off three team eight pointer you know the deal
Kansas City at Dallas we're going to tease Dallas from plus three to plus 11 and then next we have
Arizona at Tampa Bay.
Going to be teasing Tampa Bay from minus
three to plus five.
And then lastly, we have Chicago
at Philly. And Chicago from
plus seven to plus 15.
Let's continue this week, and I'll
see you guys soon. Thank you.”
All three teased legs covered: Cowboys beat Chiefs 31-28 (+11), Buccaneers beat Cardinals 20-17 (+5), Bears beat Eagles 24-15 (+15) - teaser cashes (ESPN box scores).
8-point teaser: Chiefs +4.5, Browns +12, Jaguars +5 · Hard Rock Bet
- Kansas City Chiefs +4.5 won
- Cleveland Browns +12 won
- Jacksonville Jaguars +5 won
“so first off we got the chiefs from minus three and a half to plus four and a half we're gonna tease the browns from plus four to plus 12 at the raiders hey man that defense geno might throw like four or five picks and then blame it on me for putting them in the teaser. So that's in there. And then we got the Jags at minus three to plus five at the Cardinals. That is the week 12 teaser. Let's ride.”
All three teased legs covered: Chiefs beat Colts 23-20 in OT (+4.5), Browns beat Raiders 24-10 (+12), Jaguars beat Cardinals 27-24 in OT (+5) - teaser cashes (ESPN box scores).
8-point, 3-team teaser: Texans +1.5, Dolphins +5.5, Buccaneers +13.5
- Houston Texans +1.5 closed -5.5 · CLV +7 won
- Miami Dolphins +5.5 won
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +13.5 won
“with his week 11 teaser hello what's right team i just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of
my heart for the uh the warm congratulations and the welcoming of myla you guys are all awesome and i sorry if i didn get back to anybody but it greatly appreciated and um i can wait to talk to you guys in a couple weeks here i hope everybody doing good but the week 11 teaser eight pointer three teamer per usual texans up to plus one and
a half we're gonna tease the dolphins up to plus five and a half and tease the bucks up to plus 13
i know it's been a while since i won one of these but i feel like i have luck on my side
And, yeah, just ride with me.
So this is the Week 11 teaser.
Texans 1.5.
Dolphins plus 5.5.
Bucs to plus 13.
Let's ride.
All right, so he's actually going to get 13.5 on the Bucs
because when he called it in, they were 5.”
All three teased legs covered: Texans beat Titans 16-13 (+1.5), Dolphins beat Commanders 16-13 in OT (+5.5), and Buccaneers lost 44-32 to Bills but covered +13.5 - teaser cashes (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Lions +0.5, Chargers -0.5, Chiefs +6.5 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet*
- Detroit Lions +0.5 lost
- Los Angeles Chargers -0.5 won
- Kansas City Chiefs +6.5 lost
“We got a three-team eight-point teaser at plus 100. I am throwing Detroit in there by any means necessary.”
MIN 27-DET 24; LAC 27-TEN 20; BUF 28-KC 21 — Detroit +0.5 lost (lost 27-24), Chargers -0.5 won (won 27-20), and Chiefs +6.5 lost (lost 28-21, missing by 0.5), busting the 3-team teaser.
Josh Allen anytime touchdown (+100)
“So, yeah, I'm going to go Josh Allen anytime touchdown. That's plus 100.”
Josh Allen rushed for 2 touchdowns (6 carries, 19 yards) in Buffalo's 28-21 Week 9 win over Kansas City, cashing the anytime-TD prop. (Allen: 2 rush TD (6 car, 19 yds))
3-team 8-point teaser (+100): Bears +14.5, Colts -6, Cowboys +11.5 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet
- Chicago Bears +14.5 won
- Indianapolis Colts -6 won
- Dallas Cowboys +11.5 lost
“this week we're doing a three team eight pointer plus 100 um we're going to be teasing chicago up to four to 14 and a half against the ravens uh we're teasing indy down to six points up against the titans i think that's a smart one i like that one a lot and indy takes care of the trash team so i think we should be good there and then dallas up to plus 11 and a half against that broncos defense”
BAL 30-CHI 16; IND 38-TEN 14; DEN 44-DAL 24 — Bears +14.5 won (lost 30-16, covered by 0.5) and Colts -6 won (won 38-14, covered by 18), but Cowboys +11.5 lost (lost 44-24, missed by 8.5), busting the 3-team teaser.
3-team 8-point teaser: Titans +15, Colts +10, Giants +15 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet
- Tennessee Titans +15 lost
- Indianapolis Colts +10 won
- New York Giants +15 won
“So this week we've got another three-team eight-point teaser at plus 100. We're teasing Tennessee up to plus 15. Go ahead and tease Indy up to plus 10. Then we got the Giants. Teasing the Giants up to plus 15.”
NE 31-13 TEN; IND 38-24 LAC; DEN 33-32 NYG — 3-team teaser busted: Patriots beat Titans 31-13 so Tennessee's -18 margin misses the teased +15, Colts beat Chargers 38-24 so Indianapolis's +14 margin covers the teased +10, and Broncos beat Giants 33-32 so New York's -1 margin covers the teased +15 — the Titans leg alone sinks the parlay (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Seahawks +9, Bears +12, Lions +10 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet*
- Seattle Seahawks +9 won
- Chicago Bears +12 closed +5.5 · CLV +6.5 won
- Detroit Lions +10 lost
“it's a three team eight point teaser plus 100 I'm teasing Seattle up to plus nine
and I'm teasing Chicago up to plus 12 and I'm teasing Detroit up to plus 10
yeah I feel very strongly about these Detroit I think it's going to be a that's going to be a game
Chicago 12 points come on it's the revenge game and then Seattle plus not Ian Jacksonville I think
Seattle might just win that game anyways.
But, yeah, that is week six teaser.”
SEA 20-12 JAX; CHI 25-24 WSH; KC 30-17 DET — 3-team teaser busted: Seahawks beat Jaguars 20-12 so Seattle's +8 margin covers the teased +9, Bears beat Commanders 25-24 so Chicago's +1 margin covers the teased +12, but Chiefs beat Lions 30-17 so Detroit's -13 margin misses the teased +10 — one losing leg sinks the parlay (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Dolphins +7, Patriots +16, Chiefs +4.5 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet
- Miami Dolphins +7 won
- New England Patriots +16 won
- Kansas City Chiefs +4.5 won
“So three-team eight-point teaser this year.
There's going to be a lot of three-team eight-point teasers, guys.
At plus 100, we got Miami to plus 7.
And then we are teasing New England up to plus 16.
And we are going through the zero like we did on Miami.
With Kansas City as well, it's plus 4.5.
So yeah I feeling pretty strongly about that I had some other stuff in there before But this is what we doing”
CAR 27-24 MIA; NE 23-20 BUF; JAX 31-28 KC — 3-team teaser cashed: Panthers beat Dolphins 27-24 so Miami's -3 margin covers the teased +7, Patriots beat Bills 23-20 so New England's +3 margin covers the teased +16, and Jaguars beat Chiefs 31-28 so Kansas City's -3 margin covers the teased +4.5 (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Chiefs +10.5, Jets +10.5, Packers +1.5 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet*
- Kansas City Chiefs +10.5 won
- New York Jets +10.5 closed +6 · CLV +4.5 won
- Green Bay Packers +1.5 won
“this week is a three team eight point teaser for plus 100 we were teasing kansas city up to plus 10 and a half the jets up to plus 10 and a half and green bay up to plus one and a half”
KC 37-20 BAL; MIA 27-21 NYJ; GB 40-40 DAL (OT) — 3-team teaser cashed: Chiefs beat Ravens 37-20 (covers +10.5), Dolphins beat Jets 27-21 so Jets' -6 margin covers the teased +10.5, and Packers/Cowboys finished 40-40 in OT so Green Bay's 0 margin covers +1.5 (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Bengals +11, Rams +11.5, Texans +10 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet
- Cincinnati Bengals +11 lost
- Los Angeles Rams +11.5 won
- Houston Texans +10 won
“This week is a three-team eight-point teaser, just like last week, and probably the first week. at plus 100. Cincinnati to plus 11. Going to tease the Rams up to 11.5. And then Houston up to 10.”
MIN 48-10 CIN; PHI 33-26 LAR; JAX 17-10 HOU — Teaser busts on the first leg: Vikings beat Bengals 48-10 (Cincinnati's 38-pt loss fails the +11 teased line), even though Eagles beat Rams 33-26 (covers +11.5) and Jaguars beat Texans 17-10 (Houston's 7-pt loss covers +10) both won (ESPN box scores).
3-team 8-point teaser: Buccaneers +10.5, Jaguars +11, Eagles +7 (+100) · Hard Rock Bet
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +10.5 won
- Jacksonville Jaguars +11 won
- Philadelphia Eagles +7 won
“But we got a three-team, eight-point team teaser.
It's at plus 100 just like last week's.
uh we're teasing tampa bay up to 10 and a half and we're teasing the jags up to 11
and then we're gonna tease philly up to seven i hate going against the grain like this i love you”
TB 20-19 HOU; CIN 31-27 JAX; PHI 20-17 KC — All three teaser legs cashed: Buccaneers beat Texans 20-19 (covers +10.5), Bengals beat Jaguars 31-27 (Jaguars' 4-pt loss covers +11), Eagles beat Chiefs 20-17 (Eagles win outright, covers +7) — parlay wins (ESPN box scores).
Jaguars to win the AFC South (+300) · Hard Rock Bet*
“First off, we've got the Jags to win the AFC South at plus 300.”
Jacksonville went 13-4 and won the AFC South, so the +300 division bet cashed (ESPN 2025 NFL standings).
Bengals to lose in the divisional round (+425) · Hard Rock Bet*
“Cincinnati to lose in the divisional round at plus 425.”
Cincinnati went 6-11 in 2025 and missed the playoffs entirely, so it never reached the divisional round and the bet lost (ESPN 2025 NFL standings).
Joe Burrow to lead the NFL in passing yards (+450) · Hard Rock Bet*
“because I expect Joe Burrow to have the most passing
yards. That'll be at plus 450”
Matthew Stafford led the NFL with 4,707 passing yards in 2025; Joe Burrow did not lead, so the bet lost (ESPN 2025 passing leaders). (Stafford 4,707 passing yards (NFL leader))
Ravens to win the Super Bowl (+600) · Hard Rock Bet*
“to win the Super Bowl at plus 600. I know that's”
Baltimore went 8-9 and missed the 2025 playoffs entirely, so the Ravens could not have won the Super Bowl and the bet lost (ESPN 2025 NFL standings).
Bijan Robinson to lead the NFL in rushing touchdowns (+1100) · Hard Rock Bet*
“B. John Robinson to have the most rushing touchdowns
at plus 1,100.”
Jonathan Taylor led the NFL with 18 rushing touchdowns in 2025; Bijan Robinson had 7, so the bet lost (ESPN 2025 rushing leaders). (Taylor 18 rushing TDs (NFL leader); Robinson 7 rushing TDs)
2-team teaser +6.5: Washington +13, Bills +8 (-143) · DraftKings*
- Washington +13 closed +6 · CLV +7 lost
- Bills +8 closed +1.5 · CLV +6.5 won
“teams i'm teasing it i can literally if hey uh two team six and a half point at minus 143
we got washington plus 13 at philly obviously and then buffalo plus eight at kansas city”
Teaser leg 1: Washington lost the NFC Championship 23-55, busting +13 (leg loses). Leg 2: Bills lost the AFC Championship 29-32, covering +8 (leg wins). One leg loses, so the two-team teaser loses (ESPN box scores).
Houston +8.5 · DraftKings* closed +8.5 · CLV 0
“I'm going to take Houston plus eight and a half.”
KC 23-14 — Chiefs beat Texans 23-14; Houston lost by 9, missing the +8.5 line (ESPN box score).
3-team teaser +7.5: Chiefs -1, Washington +17, Rams +14 (+105) · DraftKings*
- Chiefs -1 won
- Washington +17 won
- Rams +14 won
“Three-team, seven and a half point teaser sitting at plus 105.
Um, we're teasing Kansas city down to minus one versus Houston.
So Kansas city just to win.
Okay.
Yep, exactly.
They're a pickup.
And then we're teasing Washington up to plus 17.
Um, and then we've got the Rams plus 14 at Philly.”
KC 23-14; WSH 45-31; PHI 28-22 — Parlay cashes: Chiefs beat Texans 23-14, covering the -1 teased line; Commanders beat Lions 45-31, covering the +17 teased line; Rams lost to Eagles 22-28, covering the +14 teased line (ESPN box scores).
Los Angeles Chargers -2.5 · DraftKings* closed -3 · CLV +0.5
“so I got the Chargers minus the two and a half I wasn't taking the Texans plus plus the two and a half yeah I mean I trust Harbaugh and Herbert”
HOU 32-12 — Texans beat Chargers 32-12; Los Angeles lost outright by 20, missing -2.5 (ESPN box score).
Denver Broncos +8.5 · DraftKings* closed +7.5 · CLV +1
“Well, I'm going to take Denver plus 8.5.”
BUF 31-7 — Bills beat Broncos 31-7; Denver lost by 24, well outside the +8.5 line (ESPN box score).
Green Bay Packers +4.5 · DraftKings* closed +5.5 · CLV -1
“I'm sticking with my guy jordan love i'm taking green bay plus the four and a half i think that philadelphia i i don't think green bay is a the type that's a type of team to melt down”
PHI 22-10 — Eagles beat Packers 22-10; Green Bay lost by 12, missing the +4.5 line (ESPN box score).
Pittsburgh Steelers +9 / Chicago Bears +18 teaser (2-team 7.5-pt at -163) (-163) · DraftKings*
- Pittsburgh Steelers +9 closed +2.5 · CLV +6.5 won
- Chicago Bears +18 won
“This week is a two-team, seven-and-a-half-point teaser. It's at minus 163. I've got Pittsburgh. I teased them up to plus nine. And obviously, they're playing Cincinnati. And then I teased up Chicago to plus 18 at Green Bay.”
CIN 19-17; CHI 24-22 — Parlay cashes: Steelers lost to Bengals 17-19 but covered the +9 teased line; Bears beat Packers 24-22 outright, covering the +18 teased line (ESPN box scores).
Pittsburgh Steelers +14 / Tampa Bay Buccaneers +4 teaser (2-team 7.5-pt at -163) (-163) · DraftKings*
- Pittsburgh Steelers +14 closed +7 · CLV +7 lost
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +4 won
“this week is a two team seven and a half point teaser at minus 163 and the the red blaring red lights i was talking about earlier pittsburgh i had to throw in there um we got them at uh plus 14 against baltimore and then i teased through the zero again with Tampa Bay up to plus four against Dallas”
BAL 34-17; DAL 26-24 — Parlay busts: Steelers lost to Ravens 17-34, missing the +14 teased line; Buccaneers lost to Cowboys 24-26 but covered the +4 teased line (ESPN box scores).
KC -3.5 teased to +3.5 / New England +7.5 teased to +14.5 (7-pt teaser, -150) (-150) · DraftKings*
- Kansas City +3.5 won
- New England +14.5 closed +7.5 · CLV +7 lost
“we're teasing kansas city against the against the panthers down to
three and a half um and we're teasing new england at miami up to 14 and a half um was gonna do an
a little half point to get it down to Kansas City at a 3 and New England up to 15.
But, yeah, I think that they will blow out the Panthers, unlike you.
I don't think they'll be like 21, but I could see them beating 10, 12,
something like that.
But, yeah, that's the teaser it's at.
Minus, the odds aren't on here.
I think it's like minus 163.
No, minus 150.
Okay.
Minus 150.”
KC 30-CAR 27; MIA 34-NE 15 — Teaser busts: Kansas City beat Carolina 30-27 (covers +3.5 tease, won), but New England lost to Miami 34-15 (fails +14.5 tease, lost) (ESPN).
KC +10 / Pittsburgh +10 (7-pt teaser, -163) (-163) · DraftKings*
- Kansas City +10 won
- Pittsburgh +10 closed +3 · CLV +7 won
“This week we got a two seven teaser at minus 163 So the obvious Kansas City we teasing them up to 10 And then Pittsburgh up to 10 versus Baltimore”
BUF 30-KC 21; PIT 18-BAL 16 — Parlay cashes: Kansas City lost 30-21 (covers +10 tease) and Pittsburgh won 18-16 (covers +10 tease); both legs win (ESPN).
Two-team 7.5-point teaser: Tampa Bay +16 vs Chiefs and Denver +17 at Baltimore (-163) · DraftKings*
- Tampa Bay +16 won
- Denver +17 lost
“It's minus 163.
I'm teasing Tampa Bay up to plus 16 against the Chiefs,
and I'm teasing Denver up to 17 against Baltimore.”
Chiefs beat Buccaneers 30-24 in OT (Tampa Bay's -6 margin covers the teased +16) but Ravens beat Broncos 41-10 (Denver's -31 margin fails the teased +17); the Denver leg sinks the parlay (ESPN box scores).
Two-team 7-point teaser: Cleveland +15.5 and Kansas City Chiefs -2.5 at Las Vegas Raiders (-140) · DraftKings*
- Cleveland +15.5 won
- Kansas City -2.5 closed -8.5 · CLV +6 won
“So this week it's a two-team seven-point teaser at minus 140.
Oh, not seven and a half.
You're going away from the seven and a half point.
The only reason I ever go to the half point is just if it's like 13 and a half to get to 14.
The key numbers, yeah, of course.
Or whatever it may be.
But, yeah, so, I mean, this week we're teasing Cleveland up to plus 15 and a half against Baltimore.
and I'm teasing the Chiefs down to minus two and a half at the Raiders.
And I had some other teasers in mind here that were a little chippy.
But, you know, I went through the process a little bit longer
and this is what I came up with.
And, yeah, I think this will cash.
I like this one a lot.”
Browns beat Ravens 29-24 (Cleveland's +5 margin covers the teased +15.5) and Chiefs beat Raiders 27-20 (Kansas City's +7 margin covers the teased -2.5); both teaser legs cash (ESPN box scores).
2-team 7.5-point teaser: Houston Texans +0.5 at New England Patriots; Washington Commanders +14 at Baltimore Ravens (-163)
- Houston Texans +0.5 closed -6.5 · CLV +7 won
- Washington Commanders +14 closed +7 · CLV +7 won
“So this week we're going to do another seven-and-a-half point teaser at minus 163.
I'm going to play in this minus 160.
Yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, so I'm going to tease Houston up to basically a pick-em
at plus a half point at New England.
Yep.
And then we're going to do Washington plus 14 at Baltimore.”
Texans beat Patriots 41-21 (Houston's +20 margin covers the teased +0.5) and Ravens beat Commanders 30-23 (Washington's -7 margin covers the teased +14); both teaser legs cash (ESPN box scores).
2-team 7.5-point teaser: Cincinnati Bengals +10 vs Baltimore Ravens; Indianapolis Colts +10 vs Jacksonville Jaguars (-163)
- Cincinnati Bengals +10 won
- Indianapolis Colts +10 closed +3.5 · CLV +6.5 won
“So this week is a two-team, seven-and-a-half-point teaser at minus 163.
I'm teasing Cincinnati up to plus 10 from two-and-a-half against Baltimore,
and I'm teasing Indiana up to plus 10 from two-and-a-half against Jacksonville.”
Ravens beat Bengals 41-38 in OT (Cincinnati's -3 margin covers the teased +10) and Jaguars beat Colts 37-34 (Indianapolis's -3 margin covers the teased +10); both teaser legs cash (ESPN box scores).
7-pt 2-team teaser at -150: Tampa Bay Buccaneers +9 (from +2), Kansas City Chiefs -0.5 (teased down from -7.5) (-150)
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +9 closed +1 · CLV +8 won
- Kansas City Chiefs -0.5 closed -7.25 · CLV +7.3 won
“So we've got another two-team seven-point teaser.
We're going to lose the half point.
It's going to be sitting at minus 150.
We're teasing Tampa Bay from plus two up to plus nine versus Philly.
Like it.
And, all right, so there's a little thing here.
So if Herbert plays, I want the Chargers plus 14.5 versus Kansas City.
If Herbert does not play, I want Kansas City basically at the pick of them.
Teasing them down to like .5 or something like that.
All right, so here's the problem.
We thought there might have been problems.
And I hate to say it, but I can't allow this.
What do you mean?
Well, once they give Herbert an official designation, this line will move.
so if you want to lock in the 14 and a half now are you saying you'll just take it
at whatever the number is at kickoff well i feel like what the number is right now is 14 and a half
it's so like i feel like that's the number like
Yeah, I mean, if he doesn't play, though, like it's, you know.
I understand, but you get what I do.
Right, but here's what I'm trying to tell you.
I don't know what Vegas thinks is going to happen.
It seems like this is priced as if he's not playing, okay?
But if they announce he is playing,
that 14.5 will not be available to you once it's announced
because they won't be 7.5-point dogs anymore.
They'll be like 4.5-point dogs at that point.
In that instance, yeah, I would be willing to tease them up to 11.5.
All right, so this is what I'll do.
This is what I'll do.
I would tease them, but the Herbert situation, it's wonky.
I'm just going to tease the Niners down in the New England game
to like 10.5 to like 3.5.
They're playing New England.
No, no, no, no.
No, I didn't want to talk you off your game.
It's not what I wanted to do.
And then you're – because then I'm going to get – I just want you right –
like here's the question.
You want me to commit to something.
Go ahead.
Right, right.
And here's the question I have for you.
Even if Justin Herbert plays, do you think the Chargers are beating the Chiefs?
No.
Okay.
So just right now.
So you're saying whatever line it is, I just tease the Chiefs down.
Just right now.
Just lock it in.
Tampa plus nine, the Chiefs to a pick-em.
It's a great tease.
It's an A-plus tease.
You're getting Tampa through key numbers.
You're getting the best team in the league
against an incredibly injured Charger team just to win.
Just call that your teaser.
Are you okay with that, or do you feel like I'm pushing you?
And he's not going to play.
I'm fine with teasing him to a pick-em.
and if he doesn't play
I don't know what's going to happen
so
the worry is that they announce he doesn play and the Chiefs become bigger favorites and you not getting them at a pick anymore You getting them at a bigger number So he got Tampa plus nine Kansas City minus half point”
TB 33-PHI 16; KC 17-LAC 10 — Parlay cashes: Buccaneers +9 covered (Buccaneers 33, Eagles 16, margin +17) and Chiefs -0.5 covered (Chiefs 17, Chargers 10, margin +7); both legs hit (ESPN box scores).
7.5-pt 2-team teaser at -163: Baltimore Ravens +6 (from -1.5), New England Patriots +14 (from +6.5) (-163)
- Baltimore Ravens +6 won
- New England Patriots +14 lost
“So we got a two-team seven-and-a-half point teaser at minus 163.
We're teasing New England from plus seven to plus 14.
And we've got the Jets versus Baltimore.
I mean, not the Jets.
We've got Baltimore versus Dallas from plus six to minus one.
No, no, no.
The other way around.
You've got Baltimore from – hold on, wait.
It was like minus one and a half or something like minus one.
From minus one and a half to plus six.
That's right.
And the Patriots from plus six and a half to plus 14.”
BAL 28-DAL 25; NYJ 24-NE 3 — Parlay busts: Ravens +6 covered (Ravens 28, Cowboys 25, margin +3) but Patriots +14 missed (Jets 24, Patriots 3, margin -21); the teaser needs both legs (ESPN box scores).
7-pt 2-team teaser: Dallas Cowboys +1 (from -6), Tampa Bay Buccaneers +14.5 (from +7.5) (-150)
- Dallas Cowboys +1 lost
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +14.5 closed +7.5 · CLV +7 won
“So this week we've got another two-team seven-point teaser at minus 150.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I'm being told you called your shots.
Can we do this?
So Demonte called his shot last night.
Oh, yeah, so I went on and said I'm winning the teaser.
And a guy cooked me.
You know, he can't even see the reply.
First time for everything?
Yeah, I said that was unprovoked.
And then, yeah, he went on to say that he wouldn't touch my teasers with a 10-foot pole.
Donovan Weber.
I mean, the guy makes fair points.
I just got to say.
I mean, you got to, at some point, you got to win for the people.
Thank you for putting the chip on my shoulder, man.
So this year we've got – I mean, not this year, this week.
We've got Dallas from plus from wherever they were at, plus to plus one.
Minus six.
Yeah, minus six to plus one.
and that was not what I saw it as on my phone.
And then we've got a new –
No, so I'm going to tell you what happened here just so you know.
When you put these in, I think both lines moved a half point in your favor.
So you got Dallas –
Oh, yeah.
So you have Dallas getting a full point and Tampa, oh, that's why you made –
getting 14 and a half.”
NO 44-DAL 19; TB 20-DET 16 — Parlay busts: Cowboys +1 missed badly (Saints 44, Cowboys 19, margin -25) though Buccaneers +14.5 covered (Buccaneers 20, Lions 16, margin +4); the teaser needs both legs (ESPN box scores).
Packers +9.5 and Commanders +10.5 (7-point teaser, -150) (-150)
- Packers +9.5 won
- Commanders +10.5 closed +3.75 · CLV +6.8 lost
“So it's a two-team seven-pointer, minus 150. We're teasing Green Bay from plus 2.5 to 9.5 at Philly. And we're teasing Washington from plus 3.5 to plus 10.5 at Tampa.”
PHI 34-GB 29; TB 37-WAS 20 — Parlay busts: Packers +9.5 covered (Eagles 34, Packers 29, margin -5) but Commanders +10.5 missed (Buccaneers 37, Commanders 20, margin -17); the teaser needs both legs (ESPN box scores).
Jaguars to win AFC South (+270)
“I've got the first bet is Jacksonville to win the AFC South at plus 270. Really? Yeah, 100%. I think they'll do it over the Texans.”
Houston Texans won the AFC South at 10-7 (back-to-back division title); Jaguars finished 4-13 and did not win the division. (Texans 10-7 AFC South champs; Jaguars 4-13)
Ravens to win AFC North (+145)
“Secondly, this is very predictable. I've got Baltimore to win the AFC North at plus 145.”
Ravens won the AFC North at 12-5. (Ravens 12-5, AFC North champions)
Jayden Daniels to win Offensive Rookie of the Year (+600)
“bet number three, the one that you previously cooked, I hope that Jayden Daniels does not get dinged because I have him to win Offensive Rookie of the Year at plus 600.”
Jayden Daniels won the 2024 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year award. (2024 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year: Jayden Daniels)
Chiefs to win AFC (+350)
“Four is four and five kind of go together but not at the same time Kansas City to win the AFC at plus 350 Great bet”
32-29 — Chiefs won the AFC Championship, defeating the Bills 32-29, to reach Super Bowl LIX.
Chiefs to win Super Bowl (+550)
“And then Kansas City to win the Super Bowls at plus 550”
40-22 — Chiefs lost Super Bowl LIX to the Eagles, 40-22.
3-team 7.5-pt teaser (+105): Arizona +13 at Pittsburgh, Detroit +3 at New Orleans, KC +1.5 at Green Bay (+105)
- Cardinals +13 (teased from +5.5) won
- Lions +3 (teased from -4.5) won
- Chiefs +1.5 (teased from -6) lost
“this week's teaser is a three team seven and a half point teaser uh at plus uh plus 105 of the odds so we're teasing arizona up to plus 13 uh at pittsburgh i like that and then we're teasing detroit up to plus three at new orleans and then we teasing kansas city up to plus one and a half at Green Bay”
ARI 24-PIT 10; DET 33-NO 28; GB 27-KC 19 — Parlay busts on the third leg: Cardinals won outright 24-10 at Pittsburgh (Cardinals +13 teased win), Lions won 33-28 at New Orleans (Lions +3 teased win), but Chiefs lost 27-19 at Green Bay, an 8-point loss that busts the teased Chiefs +1.5 leg and the whole parlay (ESPN box scores).
4-team 10-point teaser: Detroit +13, LA Chargers +15.5, Philadelphia Eagles +7.5 (teased from -2.5), Tampa Bay +7.5 (+100)
- Detroit Lions +13 lost
- Los Angeles Chargers +15.5 won
- Philadelphia Eagles +7.5 (teased from -2.5) won
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +7.5 won
“Yeah, we're doing a four-team ten-point teaser at plus 100.
It's just 20 less than the odds before.
All right, so we got Detroit plus Baltimore.
It's just 20 cents less odds, but you do have to add an extra team.
Add an extra team.
That's the penalty for doing a 10-point teaser.
No, I'm just saying to the audience so it makes sense.
It's like the 10-point teaser that you have to add an extra team to get even money.
Go ahead.
Fair.
So we got Detroit versus Baltimore, teasing Baltimore up to plus 13 from plus 3.
We got the Chargers.
Hold on, teasing Detroit up to plus 13.
Teasing Detroit up.
Sorry, Baltimore is minus 3.
Detroit from plus 3 to plus 13.
And we got the Chargers versus Kansas City.
Teasing the Chargers from 5.5 to 15.5.
We got Philly versus Miami.
We're teasing them up.
I don't know what the original.
I think it's minus 2.5.
Teasing them up to plus 7.5.
And then we got Tampa Bay versus Atlanta.
We're also teasing up to 7.5 from minus 2.5.”
BAL 38-DET 6; KC 31-LAC 17; PHI 31-MIA 17; ATL 16-TB 13 — Teaser busts: Lions +13 lost (Ravens 38, Lions 6, a 32-point loss); Chargers +15.5 won (Chiefs 31, Chargers 17, a 14-point loss); Eagles +7.5 won (Eagles 31, Dolphins 17); Buccaneers +7.5 won (Falcons 16, Buccaneers 13) — the Lions leg failing sinks the parlay (ESPN box scores).
3-team 7-point teaser: Denver +17.5, Houston +8.5, Tampa Bay +10.5 (+120)
- Denver Broncos +17.5 closed +10.5 · CLV +7 won
- Houston Texans +8.5 closed +2 · CLV +6.5 won
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +10.5 closed +3 · CLV +7.5 lost
“It's another 7 point plus 120 teaser
Go ahead
Alright folks
This week we got another 3 team 7 point teaser
At plus 120 like you teased
So we got
Denver
From plus 10 and a half
To plus 17 and a half
And then we got Houston
From plus 1 and a half to plus 8 and a half
and then you got Tampa Bay from plus three to plus ten.
And it's also actually Tampa's plus three and a half now,
so you actually get them plus ten and a half, which is even better.”
KC 19-DEN 8; HOU 20-NO 13; DET 20-TB 6 — Teaser busts: Broncos +17.5 won (Chiefs 19, Broncos 8), Texans +8.5 won (Texans 20, Saints 13), but Buccaneers +10.5 lost (Lions 20, Buccaneers 6, a 14-point loss) — one leg failing sinks the parlay (ESPN box scores).
3-team 7-point teaser: Baltimore +3 (vs Pittsburgh), Miami -3.5 (vs Giants), Houston +9 (vs Atlanta) (+120)
- Baltimore Ravens +3 lost
- Miami Dolphins -3.5 won
- Houston Texans +9 closed +2.5 · CLV +6.5 won
“So we've got a three-team seven-point teaser at plus 120.
We've got Baltimore at plus three versus Pittsburgh.
I don't have what the original line is, but the teaser is seven points.
Well, it's a seven-point teaser.
So it's Pittsburgh minus four.
Pittsburgh plus four.
Exactly.
Exactly.
On the fly math while being nervous doing this podcast just doesn't work for me.
I got you, buddy.
Don't worry about it.
We got Miami minus three and a half versus the Giants.
And then we got Houston plus nine at Atlanta.”
Teaser busts: Miami beat the Giants 31-16 (cover -3.5) and Houston lost 21-19 to Atlanta by 2, still covering +9, but Baltimore lost 17-10 to the Steelers by 7, missing +3; one leg fails so the teaser fails (ESPN box scores). (Steelers 17, Ravens 10 (Baltimore miss +3); Dolphins 31, Giants 16 (Miami cover -3.5); Falcons 21, Texans 19 (Houston cover +9))
Houston +3→+9, Green Bay +1.5→+7.5, Arizona +14→+20 (6-pt teaser +140) (+140)
- Houston +9 closed +3 · CLV +6 won
- Green Bay +7.5 closed +2.5 · CLV +5 lost
- Arizona +20 closed +14 · CLV +6 won
“This week we got a three-team six-point teaser at plus 140. So I don't know what you guys' lines are looking like at home, but mine was Houston plus three. We're teasing them up to plus nine. Green Bay at plus one and a half to plus seven and a half. And then Chicago getting nine and a half. So on the screen it says Arizona, but in the doc you had Chicago. Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. So it is Arizona. That's my mistake. Initially it was Chicago. We took Chicago out. It's Arizona from plus 14 to 20.”
Teaser busts: Texans beat Steelers 30-6 (cover +9) and Arizona lost 35-16 to the 49ers by 19, still covering +20, but Green Bay lost 34-20 to the Lions by 14, missing +7.5; one leg fails so the teaser fails (ESPN box scores). (Texans 30, Steelers 6 (Houston cover +9); Lions 34, Packers 20 (Green Bay miss +7.5); 49ers 35, Cardinals 16 (Arizona cover +20))
Ravens -8.5→-1.5, Chargers -1→+6, Jags -8.5→-1.5 (7-pt teaser +120) (+120)
- Ravens -1.5 closed -7.5 · CLV +6 lost
- Chargers +6 closed 0 · CLV +6 won
- Jaguars -1.5 closed -7.5 · CLV +6 lost
“We got a three-team, seven-point teaser.
We got a couple teams from last week's teaser in there.
We're teasing the Ravens from minus 1.5 to...
No, from minus 8.5.
From minus 8.5 to 1.5.
Sorry, Daniel.
and then chargers to plus six to minus one
or I mean minus one to plus six
and then jags to minus eight and a half
to minus one and a half.
I know there's some things.
They're going to flag, but I trust my process with these.
So I'm not going to flag too much of this, actually.
So here's the thing.
What I am going to encourage you on is to consider Damanze making this a six-point teaser.
So here's why I'm saying it.
the Ravens, like, instead of being plus 120, you can get plus 140.”
Teaser busts: Chargers beat Vikings 28-24 (cover +6), but Ravens lost 22-19 in OT to the Colts (miss -1.5) and Jaguars lost 37-17 to the Texans (miss -1.5); two legs fail (ESPN box scores). (Colts 22, Ravens 19 (OT) (Ravens miss -1.5); Chargers 28, Vikings 24 (Chargers cover +6); Texans 37, Jaguars 17 (Jaguars miss -1.5))
3-team 7-point teaser: Rams +14.5 / Ravens +10 / Jags +10.5 (+120)
- Rams +14.5 won
- Ravens +10 closed +3 · CLV +7 won
- Jags +10.5 won
“We got Rams plus 7.5 to 14.5.
It's a three-team seven-point teaser, by the way.
Rams plus 7.5 to 14.5.
Okay, so it's plus 120.
Right.
And then we got Ravens plus 3 to plus 10.
And then we got Jags plus 3.5 to plus 10.5.”
All three teaser legs cashed: Rams lost 30-23 by 7 (cover +14.5), Ravens won outright 27-24 over the Bengals (cover +10), and Jaguars lost 17-9 by 8 to the Chiefs (cover +10.5); teaser wins (ESPN box scores). (49ers 30, Rams 23 (Rams cover +14.5); Ravens 27, Bengals 24 (Ravens cover +10 outright); Chiefs 17, Jaguars 9 (Jaguars cover +10.5))
3-team 6-point teaser: Bengals +3.5 / Bucs +12 / Raiders +10 (+140)
- Bengals +3.5 closed 0 · CLV +3.5 lost
- Bucs +12 won
- Raiders +10 closed +3 · CLV +7 won
“All right, so this week's teaser.
Hold on, I don't want to step on your segment,
but before you tell us the teams, tell us how many team and how many points.
So like a three-team six-pointer?
It's a three-team six-point teaser.
Oh, it is?
Okay, that's great.
So what is it, plus 140?
Plus 130, does it say?
Yeah, plus 140.
Okay, three-team six-point teaser, plus 140.
All right, go.
We're teasing the Cincinnati Bengals down from 2.5 to plus 3.5, or I guess up.
Oh, no.
And then we're teasing Tampa Bay plus six up to 12.
And then we're teasing the Raiders plus four up to 10 versus the Broncos.
Tampa Bay will be playing the Vikings, by the way.”
CLE 24-CIN 3; TB 20-MIN 17; LV 17-DEN 16 — Teaser busts on leg 1: Cincinnati lost 24-3 to Cleveland, well outside teased Bengals +3.5. Leg 2 (Bucs +12, teased from +6) won: Tampa Bay beat Minnesota 20-17 outright. Leg 3 (Raiders +10, teased from +4) won: Las Vegas beat Denver 17-16 outright. One losing leg sinks the teaser.
Bengals +1.5 / Bills -6.5 / Bucs +9.5 / Niners -2.5 (4-team 7-point teaser) · Fox Bet*
- Cincinnati Bengals +1.5 won
- Buffalo Bills -6.5 closed -13.5 · CLV +7 lost
- Tampa Bay Buccaneers +9.5 closed +3 · CLV +6.5 lost
- San Francisco 49ers -2.5 closed -9.5 · CLV +7 won
“The seven point tease of the Bengals, Bills, Bucks, and Niners.
Okay, so teasing the Bengals, that would be teasing the Bengals
to a point and a half, teasing the Bills down to six and a half,
teasing the Bucks up to nine and a half, and teasing the
Niners down to two and a half. That's not a terrible teaser. I'm not”
Teaser busts: Bengals beat Ravens 24-17 outright (covers +1.5, won), but Bills' +3 margin vs Dolphins fails to cover -6.5 (lost) and Buccaneers' -17 margin vs Cowboys fails to cover +9.5 (lost), while 49ers' +18 margin vs Seahawks covers -2.5 (won) (ESPN box scores).
Houston Texans +16.5 · Fox Bet* closed +17.5 · CLV -1
“So I'm obviously going with that Houston and Dallas getting the 16 and a half.”
DAL 27, HOU 23 — Cowboys beat Texans 27-23; Texans covered +16.5 (margin -4) (ESPN box score).
Tennessee Titans -4 · Fox Bet* closed -3.5 · CLV -0.5
“And Tennessee. Plus or minus four against Jackson. Minus, yes, Jackson getting the four.”
JAX 36, TEN 22 — Jaguars beat Titans 36-22; Titans failed to cover -4 (margin -14) (ESPN box score).
Denver Broncos +9.5 · Fox Bet* closed +8.5 · CLV +1
“I also want both of those games in the be careful category. I want Denver plus the nine and a half”
KC 34, DEN 28 — Chiefs beat Broncos 34-28; Broncos covered +9.5 (margin -6) (ESPN box score).
Minnesota Vikings -2.5 · Fox Bet* closed +1.5 · CLV -4
“And I also want Minnesota minus the two and a half.”
DET 34, MIN 23 — Lions beat Vikings 34-23; Vikings failed to cover -2.5 (margin -11) (ESPN box score).
Denver Broncos -3.5 · Fox Bet* closed -3.5 · CLV 0
“Denver minus three and a half versus Indiana.”
IND 12, DEN 9 — Colts beat Broncos 12-9 in overtime on Thursday Night Football (ESPN box score); Denver lost outright, busting the -3.5 spread.
Kansas City Chiefs -7 · Fox Bet* closed -7 · CLV 0
“We got Kansas City minus seven versus the Raiders.”
KC 30, LV 29 — Chiefs beat Raiders 30-29 on Monday Night Football (ESPN box score); Kansas City's +1 margin busts the -7 spread.
Arizona Cardinals +5.5 · Fox Bet* closed +5.5 · CLV 0
“And then Arizona getting five and a half versus Philly.”
PHI 20, ARI 17 — Eagles beat Cardinals 20-17 (ESPN box score); Arizona's -3 margin covers the +5.5 spread.
Minnesota Vikings -2.5 closed -3 · CLV +0.5
“What are your three picks this week?
So my three picks are
First of all, that I'm bopping off you on one of them.
Okay, that's fine.
I like the Minnesota versus New Orleans.
Minnesota minus two and a half.
I've got to go with that one.
Yeah.
My other one is Miami at Cincinnati.”
MIN 28, NO 25 — Vikings beat Saints 28-25 in London (ESPN box score); Minnesota's +3 margin covers the -2.5 spread.
Miami Dolphins +4 closed +4 · CLV 0
“Yeah.
My other one is Miami at Cincinnati.
You're taking Miami plus the four.
Yep.”
CIN 27, MIA 15 — Bengals beat Dolphins 27-15 on Thursday Night Football (ESPN box score); Miami's -12 margin busts the +4 spread.
Los Angeles Rams +1.5 · Fox Bet*
“The Rams plus one and a half Exactly So Demondes is three picks”
SF 24, LAR 9 — 49ers beat Rams 24-9 (ESPN box score); Los Angeles's -15 margin busts the +1.5 spread.
Bengals -7 · Fox Bet closed -7 · CLV 0
“to let me i will be betting again this this dallas cowboys bet will be my first ever bet
Your first ever NFL bet?
Yes, 100%.
I've never made a bet on the NFL.
Okay.
You're in there.
So Dallas minus seven.
So let me tell you something.
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, it's Cincinnati minus seven.
I said it wrong.
My bad.
And you got to get it in.
Listen.
For that number line changes?
You don't want it to be seven and a half.
Yeah.
Seven.”
DAL 20, CIN 17 — Cowboys beat the Bengals 20-17 on a last-second field goal in Week 2; Bengals lost by 3, missing the -7 spread (ESPN box score).