Evan Cohen

Host · 1-5 on settled picks

Record
1-5
Cash %
16.7%
Net units
-4.09u
ROI
-68.2%
CLV evidence: 3 of 4 supported standalone picks have a pregame quote

3 have calculable CLV from a stated line or price. Headline rates use 1 non-flat moves with audited evidence within 15 minutes of the start; 1 primary flat observations are excluded from the beat rate.

Quote timing: 2 within 15 minutes · 0 15–60 minutes · 0 older than 60 minutes · 1 unverified. Counts include captured quotes without numeric CLV. Parlays and prediction markets are separate. Coverage and missing evidence.

Bankroll

Net units over time, 1 unit staked per pick · 5 settled days
-4-20202420252026-4.09u
-4-20202420252026-4u

Picks

6 total
Status
Sport
Market
NFL spread
lost
New England Patriots +3 · DraftKings* closed +3 · CLV 0 · ≤15 min
New England Patriots vs Jacksonville Jaguars — NFL Week 3 · UnSportsmanLike with Evan, Canty and Michelle, 2026-09-25 · ·

“No, I'm going to go Patriots. I'll go Patriots minus three. It's fine. I'll go Patriots minus three. This is a good game. This is going to be a very good game this weekend, and the Patriots better get themselves right. It's not Patriots minus three, though. What is it? It's Jacksonville minus three. Oh, the Patriots plus three. That's even better. That's what I'm saying.”

JAX 35, NE 6 — New England Patriots margin -29 vs line +3; busts.

NFL spread
lost
Los Angeles Rams -2.5 · DraftKings* closed -1.5 · CLV -1 · ≤15 min
Los Angeles Rams vs Denver Broncos — NFL Week 3 Sunday Night Football · UnSportsmanLike with Evan, Canty and Michelle, 2026-09-25 · ·

“I'm taking the Rams. But it doesn't matter. We took the Broncos because you took the Broncos. Devontae on – Sertan on Devontae. Altitude. Yeah. Short week. Short week. Yeah. I'm going Denver. As a show, we got the Broncos. I would take the Rams minus two and a half.”

DEN 30, LAR 26 — Los Angeles Rams margin -4 vs line -2.5; busts.

CFB spread
won
Ole Miss Rebels +3 · DraftKings
Ole Miss Rebels vs LSU Tigers — CFB Week 3 · UnSportsmanLike with Evan, Canty and Michelle, 2026-09-18 · ·

“I'll take Ole Miss plus three because they're a better quarterback by, I think, a decent margin in Trinidad Chambliss.”

MISS 32, LSU 24 — Ole Miss Rebels margin +8 vs line +3; covers.

NBA prop
lost
Donovan Mitchell over 27.5 points · DraftKings pregame +26.5 · CLV -1 · timing unverified
Cleveland Cavaliers vs Detroit Pistons — NBA Playoffs Game 6 · UnSportsmanLike with Evan, Canty and Michelle, 2026-05-15 · ·

“My best bet is Donovan Mitchell over 27 and a half. Cavs close it out at home and we get not a good Eastern Conference Finals, A great Eastern Conference Finals between the Knicks and the Cavs.”

CLE 94, DET 115 — Donovan Mitchell scored 18 points as the Pistons beat the Cavaliers 115-94; under 27.5, prop busts (ESPN box score). (Donovan Mitchell: 18 points)

NFL parlay
lost
Hurts over 214.5 pass yds + Saquon under 94.5 rush yds + Cowboys +4.5 (+354) · ESPN BET
Dallas Cowboys at Philadelphia Eagles (NFL season opener) · UnSportsmanLike with Evan, Canty and Michelle, 2025-09-04 · ·
  • Jalen Hurts over 214.5 passing yards closed +214.5 · CLV 0 · ≤15 min lost
  • Saquon Barkley under 94.5 rushing yards closed +97 · CLV -2.5 · ≤15 min won
  • Dallas Cowboys +4.5 closed +8 · CLV -3.5 · ≤15 min won

“ESPN Bet parlay lounge on sportsmanlike parlay. Jalen Hurts, over 214 and a half passing yards. Saquon Barkley, under 94 and a half rushing yards. The Cowboys, plus four and a half. That's plus three fifty four”

In Eagles 24, Cowboys 20 on Sep 4, 2025: Jalen Hurts threw for only 144 yards (under 214.5, that leg lost); Saquon Barkley rushed for 60 yards (under 94.5, won); Cowboys lost by 4, covering +4.5 (won); one losing leg busts the parlay (ESPN box score). (Hurts 19/23, 144 pass yds; Barkley 18 car, 60 rush yds; Cowboys lost 20-24 (covered +4.5))

NBA parlay
lost
Parlay: Joel Embiid, Evan Mobley, and Jarrett Allen each Over 1.5 blocks (+900) · ESPN BET
Cleveland Cavaliers vs Philadelphia 76ers (blocks special) · UnSportsmanLike with Evan, Canty and Michelle, 2023-11-21 · ·
  • Joel Embiid Over 1.5 blocks pregame +1.5 · CLV 0 · timing unverified won
  • Evan Mobley Over 1.5 blocks pregame +1.5 · CLV 0 · timing unverified lost
  • Jarrett Allen Over 1.5 blocks pregame +1.5 · CLV 0 · timing unverified lost

“and I'm going with this special, this beauty on ESPN bet. Joel Embiid, Evan Mobley, and Jarrett Allen each to have over one and a half blocks. So all three of those guys having multi block games. Two of those guys are averaging over one and a half blocks a game, and then the other guy, Jarrett Allen, had five blocks, two games to go against the Denver Nuggets. We're on to That's plus 900.”

Cavaliers beat 76ers 122-119 in OT. Embiid had 5 blocks (clears 1.5) but Mobley had only 1 block and Allen had 0, both under their 1.5 lines, so two of three legs missed (ESPN box score). (Embiid 5 BLK; Mobley 1 BLK; Allen 0 BLK (Cavaliers 122, 76ers 119 OT))

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