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“Give me the Spurs on the money line. All right. Let's make it legendary with a plus 120.”

Knicks 124-113 Spurs — The Knicks rallied to beat the Spurs 124-113 to win the NBA Cup; San Antonio lost outright, busting the moneyline.

“But I put an exacta on Texas Tech over Georgia, 20 to 1.”

Georgia was eliminated in the CFP quarterfinal, losing 39-34 to Ole Miss on January 1, so Georgia never reached the national championship game, busting the Texas Tech-over-Georgia exacta.

“but i'm betting two lane give me the green wave outright overall miss jakey narratives don't care”

Ole Miss 41-10 Tulane — Ole Miss dominated Tulane 41-10 in the CFP first round; the Green Wave moneyline busts.

“Blake Snell 12 plus Ks is 35 to 1 Anyone think that right A guy who has gone 9-9-10 and three postseason starts already?”

Toronto 11, Los Angeles 4 — Blake Snell recorded 4 strikeouts over 5 innings in World Series Game 1 (Blue Jays 11, Dodgers 4), missing the 12+ Ks prop (ESPN box score). (Blake Snell: 4 strikeouts)

“And then I also like the first three under one and a half at plus money”

Toronto 11, Los Angeles 4 — The Dodgers and Blue Jays combined for 2 runs through 3 innings of World Series Game 1 (Dodgers scored in the 2nd and 3rd), busting the under 1.5 first-three-innings runs (ESPN box score). (Runs through 3 innings: Los Angeles 2, Toronto 0)

“we bet this at the beginning of the post season. So we're sitting on 500 to one.”

Yoshinobu Yamamoto won 2025 World Series MVP, not Kiké Hernández (MLB.com). (2025 World Series MVP: Yoshinobu Yamamoto)

“We have Varsho at 90”

Yoshinobu Yamamoto won 2025 World Series MVP, not Dalton Varsho (MLB.com). (2025 World Series MVP: Yoshinobu Yamamoto)

“and we have Springer at 20.”

Yoshinobu Yamamoto won 2025 World Series MVP, not George Springer (MLB.com). (2025 World Series MVP: Yoshinobu Yamamoto)

“i'm gonna take a shot with a varsho homer”

Daulton Varsho went 2-for-4 with 0 home runs in ALCS Game 7 (ESPN box score). (Daulton Varsho: 0 HR)

“I'm going to bet them in every game even if they don't win tonight I think that they win the series you couldn't let the series go back to toronto and you did and you screwed up so i'll bet the blue jays tonight”

SEA 6, TOR 2 — Mariners beat Blue Jays 6-2 in ALCS Game 5; Toronto's moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“Give me Scooble to get the win at plus 125.”

Tarik Skubal received a no-decision in ALDS Game 5; Seattle's Luis Castillo got the win in the 15-inning game (ESPN box score). (Tarik Skubal: no decision (6.0 IP, 13 K))

“So I'm just going to take some shots on some home runs. Give me Spencer Torkelson five to one and give me Riley Greene plus 425.”

Tigers beat Mariners 9-3 in ALDS Game 4; Detroit's home runs came from Riley Greene, Javier Baez (2) and Gleyber Torres — Spencer Torkelson did not homer (ESPN). (Spencer Torkelson: 0 HR)

“I'll take the better manager. I'll take the home team. I like the Tigers on the money line.”

SEA 8, DET 4 — Mariners beat Tigers 8-4 in ALDS Game 3; Detroit moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“I think in game one, I bet the Yankees already.”

TOR 10, NYY 1 — Toronto beat New York 10-1 in ALDS Game 1; Yankees moneyline loses (ESPN).

“Give me the Tigers and the series.”

Seattle Mariners defeated the Detroit Tigers 3-2 in the 2025 ALDS; the Tigers-to-win-series futures bet loses (Wikipedia). (Mariners defeated Tigers 3-2)

“I like the Seattle Seahawks in the game to cover the number and also win at home, of course, as they are the three and a half point favorite.”

TB 38, SEA 35 — Buccaneers beat Seahawks 38-35; Seahawks lost outright, busting the -3.5 spread (ESPN).

“give me Kerry Carpenter to hit a home run plus 475.”

Kerry Carpenter did not hit a home run in Game 3 (1-for-2 with a double and 3 walks); the home run prop lost (Fox Sports box score). (Kerry Carpenter: 0 HR (1-for-2, double, 3 BB))

“I like the Padres I take the plus money”

3-1 — Padres lost to the Cubs 3-1 in NL Wild Card Game 1; the Padres moneyline lost (ESPN).

“And if anybody wants to place a futures, there's 150 to 1 on Jackson Merrill World Series MVP out there. Just saying. Hello. Just saying. The Padres. Here we go again in October. I thought you were off of this team. I mean, we'll talk about that a little bit. Well, yes. I'm not going to bet the sub 10 to 1 for the World Series, but you give me triple digies. You give me 150 on Jackson Merrill, who I think is a stud. Yeah, I'm going to take a little nibble.”

Yoshinobu Yamamoto won 2025 World Series MVP for the Dodgers, not Jackson Merrill, so the selection lost (MLB.com). (2025 World Series MVP: Yoshinobu Yamamoto)

“I already bet the Padres to win the series.”

The Chicago Cubs won the NL Wild Card Series over San Diego 2-1; the Padres did not win the series (Wikipedia 2025 NL Wild Card Series). (Cubs defeated Padres 2-1 in the series)

“And I like the Red Sox on the money line.”

TOR 6, BOS 1 — Blue Jays beat Red Sox 6-1; Boston moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

“I'm going back to the Diamondbacks tonight.”

LAD 5, ARI 4 — Los Angeles Dodgers beat Arizona Diamondbacks 5-4 in 11 innings; Diamondbacks moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

“I'll take Michael King as a dog against the Mets who are playing terrible baseball and might miss the playoffs at this point.”

NYM 8, SD 3 — Mets beat Padres 8-3; Padres moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“I'm also going to fade the Mariners. You want to make Logan Gilbert on the road a minus 150 favorite? Be my guest. I will take the Royals at home where Michael Waka has been awesome.”

SEA 12, KC 5 — Mariners beat Royals 12-5; Royals moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“also take Kyle Teel over one and a half total bases again”

Kyle Teel went 1-for-2 with a walk and no extra-base hits (1 total base) as the White Sox beat the Rays 6-5; the over 1.5 total bases lost. (Kyle Teel: 1 total base)

“I also like their team total over three and a half.”

Astros scored 3 runs in their 4-3 (10 inn.) loss to the Blue Jays; the team total over 3.5 lost. (Houston Astros: 3 runs)

“And I like Giancarlo Stan to hit a home run tonight because I do not trust Casey Mize and Yankee Stadium.”

Giancarlo Stanton went 0-for-3 with no home runs as the Tigers beat the Yankees 12-2 on Sept 9, 2025; the home-run prop lost. (Giancarlo Stanton: 0 HR (0-for-3))

“i like houston tonight luis garcia is back for the astros”

TOR 4-3 HOU — Astros lost to the Blue Jays 4-3 in 10 innings; the Astros moneyline lost.

“I'll take them on the money line.”

NYY 7, HOU 1 — Yankees beat Astros 7-1; the Astros moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“so give me the A's on the money line with that one.”

STL 2, ATH 1 — Cardinals beat Athletics 2-1; the Athletics moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“So I'll take the Yankees team total over four and a half, especially getting plus money.”

Yankees scored 3 runs as the Red Sox won 6-3; the Yankees' team total over 4.5 loses (ESPN box score). (New York Yankees: 3 runs)

“but I'll take the White Sox again after they smoked Atlanta last night”

ATL 11, CHW 10 — Braves rallied from a six-run deficit to beat the White Sox 11-10; the White Sox moneyline lost.

“I will like the Brewers in game two of this doubleheader”

CHC 4, MIL 1 — Cubs beat Brewers 4-1 in Game 2 of the August 19 doubleheader; the Brewers moneyline lost.

“As somebody that's holding Augustin Ramirez 30 to one from April, it's been so stupid.”

Drake Baldwin (Atlanta Braves) won the 2025 National League Rookie of the Year award, not Agustín Ramírez (MLB.com awards page). (2025 NL Rookie of the Year: Drake Baldwin.)

“so i'll take the marlins on the money line honestly”

BOS 2, MIA 1 — Boston beat Miami 2-1 on a walk-off single in the ninth; the Marlins moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“i take the rangers they been frustrating me all year long and quite frankly they been just making me incredibly angry But I bet them tonight I back to Grom go against Bassett”

TOR 6, TEX 5 — Toronto beat Texas 6-5, rallying with a two-run homer and go-ahead single from Alejandro Kirk; the Rangers moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“I'm also going to be on the over nine and Cardinals and Yankees.”

NYY 4, STL 3 — The Yankees beat the Cardinals 4-3, a combined 7 runs, under the 9-run total; the over lost (ESPN box score).

“i'll be on a correa home run today too”

Carlos Correa went 0-for-3 with no home run as Baltimore beat Houston 7-0 (ESPN box score). (Carlos Correa: 0-for-3, 0 HR)

“i'm going to take some shots against gavin williams in a regression spot after he threw eight and a third no hit innings in his last start so i'm going to go kyle stowers”

Kyle Stowers went 2-for-4 with no home run as the Marlins beat the Guardians 13-4 (ESPN box score). (Kyle Stowers: 0 HR (2-for-4).)

“I like Colson Montgomery to hit a home run, plus 650”

SEA 4, CWS 3 — White Sox lost to Mariners 4-3 in 11 innings on August 7, 2025; Colson Montgomery went 0-for-3 with 2 walks and no home run. (Colson Montgomery: 0-for-3, 0 HR, 2 BB)

“i am totally not biased to somebody that's been banging the table for christopher sanchez since january and has a bet slips on christopher sanchez at 35 and 40 to 1 since march no that's not me at all”

Paul Skenes (Pirates) won the 2025 NL Cy Young Award unanimously; Cristopher Sanchez finished runner-up, so the Sanchez futures pick lost. (2025 NL Cy Young: Paul Skenes (10-10, 1.97 ERA, 216 K); Cristopher Sanchez runner-up)

“i am totally not biased to somebody that's been banging the table for christopher sanchez since january and has a bet slips on christopher sanchez at 35 and 40 to 1 since march no that's not me at all”

Paul Skenes (Pirates) won the 2025 NL Cy Young Award unanimously; Cristopher Sanchez finished runner-up, so the Sanchez futures pick lost. (2025 NL Cy Young: Paul Skenes (10-10, 1.97 ERA, 216 K); Cristopher Sanchez runner-up)

“i can't wait to bet the rangers everyone's gonna be excited and bet the mariners to hell because swore is gonna be in the lineup give me the rangers”

0-6 — The Mariners shut out the Rangers 6-0 on July 31, 2025; Texas lost outright, so the Rangers moneyline busts.

“i bet kumar rocker over four and a half strikeouts earlier today at minus 135”

0-6 — Kumar Rocker recorded 3 strikeouts over 4.2 innings against the Mariners on July 31, 2025 (Rangers lost 0-6), under the 4.5-strikeout line. (Kumar Rocker: 3 strikeouts (4.2 IP))

“Yeah, I mean, shout out to Kurt Kitayama because I immediately went to this market. It was like, well, take some of this, move some of this over here. I jumped in on Tariq Scoobal just a little bit. I didn't go that crazy. The one singular Miller High Life maybe on Tariq Scoobal just because Cal Raleigh, I don't know if it's sustainable.”

Aaron Judge won the 2025 American League MVP Award over Cal Raleigh; Tarik Skubal did not win.

“Well, speaking of pitchers, we really like it's Christopher Sanchez night. So I'm going to go over six and a half strikeouts against the white sox who, even though they're playing better. Still the fifth highest K rate against left-handed pitching this year.”

CHW 6, PHI 2 — Cristopher Sanchez struck out 5 batters against the White Sox (who won 6-2); the over 6.5 strikeouts prop lost. (Cristopher Sanchez: 5 strikeouts)

“Manny Machado plus 390, Jackson Merrill plus 630, and screw it.”

Manny Machado went 2-for-4 with no home runs as the Padres lost 3-0 to the Cardinals (ESPN box score). (Manny Machado: 2-for-4, 0 HR)

“Manny Machado plus 390, Jackson Merrill plus 630, and screw it.”

Jackson Merrill went 1-for-4 with no home runs as the Padres lost 3-0 to the Cardinals (ESPN box score). (Jackson Merrill: 1-for-4, 0 HR)

• Seiya Suzuki to hit a home run
• Kyle Tucker to hit a home run
• Carson Kelly to hit a home run

“so if i could interest anybody in a 113 to 1 home run parlay of Seiya Suzuki kyle tucker and carson kelly going against rich hill and his return to the mound let's go let's cook”

KC 0, CHC 6 — In the Cubs' 6-0 win over the Royals, Suzuki, Tucker, and Kelly drove in runs on doubles/steals but none hit a home run, so the 3-leg HR parlay lost. (Suzuki 0 HR; Tucker 0 HR; Kelly 0 HR)

“So in the National League, I'm going to go Elly De La Cruz and Corbin Carroll, both 35-1.”

Kyle Schwarber won 2025 MLB All-Star Game MVP; Elly De La Cruz did not win MVP. (MVP: Kyle Schwarber)

“So in the National League, I'm going to go Elly De La Cruz and Corbin Carroll, both 35-1.”

Kyle Schwarber won 2025 MLB All-Star Game MVP; Corbin Carroll did not win MVP. (MVP: Kyle Schwarber)

“In the American League, give me Javi Baez, 60-1.”

Kyle Schwarber won 2025 MLB All-Star Game MVP; Javier Baez did not win MVP. (MVP: Kyle Schwarber)

“Some home runs that I like, Freddie Freeman, better than 10-1. How do you not do it in his return to the All-Star Game?”

Freddie Freeman did not hit a home run in the 2025 MLB All-Star Game per the ESPN box score. (Freeman: 0 HR)

“Bobby Witt Jr., give me an inside-the-park home run, 120-1.”

NL 7, AL 6 — No inside-the-park home run occurred in the 2025 MLB All-Star Game; the three regulation home runs were by Pete Alonso, Cal Raleigh, and Brent Rooker per the ESPN box score.

“Sure, I'll just take the Angels again.”

Braves 8, Angels 3 — Atlanta Braves beat the Los Angeles Angels 8-3 on July 2, 2025; the Angels moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“I'll take his alt over strikeouts 5.5 at plus 130”

Mets 7, Brewers 3 — Jacob Misiorowski struck out 2 Mets hitters over 3.2 IP as the Brewers starter in New York's 7-3 win (game 2 of the July 2 doubleheader), below the 5.5 line (ESPN box score). (Misiorowski: 2 strikeouts)

“and over 6.5 at plus 285.”

Mets 7, Brewers 3 — Jacob Misiorowski struck out 2 Mets hitters over 3.2 IP as the Brewers starter in New York's 7-3 win (game 2 of the July 2 doubleheader), below the 6.5 line (ESPN box score). (Misiorowski: 2 strikeouts)

“10 strikeouts is 6-1 against a Rockies team that strikes out more than Jesus. Yeah, I'll take Hunter Brown in that spot.”

Astros 5, Rockies 3 — Hunter Brown struck out 8 over 6 IP in Houston's 5-3 win over Colorado, below the 9.5 line (ESPN box score). (Hunter Brown: 8 strikeouts)

“Give me Willy Adames”

Giants 6, Diamondbacks 5 — Willy Adames went 1-for-4 with no home runs in the Giants' 10-inning 6-5 win over Arizona (ESPN box score). (Adames: 0 HR)

“I'll take St. Louis on the money line.”

PIT 7, STL 0 — Pittsburgh shut out St. Louis 7-0 on June 30, 2025; the Cardinals moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

“I'll take the Royals on the money line to his big dogs against Seattle.”

SEA 6, KC 2 — Seattle beat Kansas City 6-2 on June 30, 2025; the Royals moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

“His strikeout prop is six and a half. There's plus money to the over.”

Chase Burns recorded 0 strikeouts, allowing 7 runs in 0.1 innings against Boston on June 30, 2025 (ESPN box score); under the 6.5 line. (Burns: 0 strikeouts in 0.1 IP)

“why stop at six and a half when you could go over seven and a half at plus 255?”

Chase Burns recorded 0 strikeouts, allowing 7 runs in 0.1 innings against Boston on June 30, 2025 (ESPN box score); under the 7.5 line. (Burns: 0 strikeouts in 0.1 IP)

“Why stop at seven and a half when you go over eight and a half and get five to one?”

Chase Burns recorded 0 strikeouts, allowing 7 runs in 0.1 innings against Boston on June 30, 2025 (ESPN box score); under the 8.5 line. (Burns: 0 strikeouts in 0.1 IP)

“Why stop at that when you go over nine and a half and get ten to one?”

Chase Burns recorded 0 strikeouts, allowing 7 runs in 0.1 innings against Boston on June 30, 2025 (ESPN box score); under the 9.5 line. (Burns: 0 strikeouts in 0.1 IP)

“I'll take the Rangers on the money line.”

SEA 7, TEX 6 — The Mariners beat the Rangers 7-6 in 12 innings on June 27, 2025; Texas's moneyline bet busts (ESPN box score).

“Give me the A's on the money line, two to one.”

NYY 3, ATH 0 — The Yankees beat the Athletics 3-0 on June 27, 2025; Oakland's moneyline bet busts (ESPN box score).

“Give me the over eight and a half.”

NYM 4, ATL 0 — The Mets beat the Braves 4-0 on June 26, 2025; the combined 4 runs fall under the 8.5 total (ESPN box score).

“I'll take Kansas City on the money line.”

TB 3, KC 0 — Kansas City lost to Tampa Bay 3-0 on 6/25/25, so the Royals moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“I want to back Aaron Judge 14 to one for two or more home runs.”

NYY 7, CIN 1 — Aaron Judge went 1-for-5 with a double and 0 home runs in the Yankees' 7-1 win over the Reds on 6/25/25, falling short of 2+ HR (MLB box score). (Aaron Judge: 0 HR (1-for-5, 1 double))

“I'll go with the Mets tonight.”

2-3 — Braves beat Mets 3-2 on 6/23/25 (ESPN box score), so the Mets moneyline loses.

“I like Hunter Brown over K's over six and a half, over seven and a half, over eight and a half, over nine and a half. Give me them all.”

Hunter Brown's start vs the Angels on 6/20/25 went 5.0 IP with 4 strikeouts per the ESPN box score, under the 6.5 line. (4 SO)

“I like Hunter Brown over K's over six and a half, over seven and a half, over eight and a half, over nine and a half. Give me them all.”

Hunter Brown's start vs the Angels on 6/20/25 went 5.0 IP with 4 strikeouts per the ESPN box score, under the 7.5 line. (4 SO)

“I like Hunter Brown over K's over six and a half, over seven and a half, over eight and a half, over nine and a half. Give me them all.”

Hunter Brown's start vs the Angels on 6/20/25 went 5.0 IP with 4 strikeouts per the ESPN box score, under the 8.5 line. (4 SO)

“I like Hunter Brown over K's over six and a half, over seven and a half, over eight and a half, over nine and a half. Give me them all.”

Hunter Brown's start vs the Angels on 6/20/25 went 5.0 IP with 4 strikeouts per the ESPN box score, under the 9.5 line. (4 SO)

“I do like LSU on the run line tomorrow in game one. You get plus money only laying a run and a half.”

1-0 — LSU beat Coastal Carolina 1-0 in CWS Championship Game 1 on 6/21/25 (ESPN box score); LSU won by only 1 run, short of the -1.5 run line.

“Can't wait to see how they blow this one, but I'll take Clay Holmes as a dog.”

1-7 — Braves beat Mets 7-1 on 6/19/25 at Truist Park (ESPN box score); Mets moneyline loses.

“As far as tonight goes, I'm going to be on the UCLA fight and Cody Deckers. I like, I'm just going to take the two and a half runs. I'm going to take the plus money with that.”

7-3 — Arkansas beat UCLA 7-3 in the CWS on June 17, 2025, a 4-run margin that UCLA +2.5 does not cover (Wikipedia 2025 College World Series).

“I'm going to sprinkle Miller high life money on the money line as well. Plus two 80 at bed MGM.”

7-3 — Arkansas defeated UCLA 7-3 at the College World Series on June 17, 2025, so UCLA's moneyline lost (Wikipedia 2025 College World Series).

“I'm betting the Pacers tonight”

111-104 — Oklahoma City beat Indiana 111-104 in NBA Finals Game 4 on June 13, 2025, so the Pacers moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“blue jays first five i'm actually catching a half a run”

8-0 — Toronto trailed Philadelphia 4-0 through five innings (Phillies won 8-0), so Toronto first-five +0.5 lost (ESPN box score). (PHI 4, TOR 0 through 5 innings)

“I'll be on the nationals”

11-9 — Miami beat Washington 11-9 on June 13, 2025, so the Nationals moneyline lost (ESPN scoreboard).

“I'm gonna be on the blue jays in the full game”

8-0 — Philadelphia shut out Toronto 8-0 on June 13, 2025, so the Blue Jays moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“at plus 950 at BetMGM, I'll go Myles Turner double-double.”

Myles Turner finished NBA Finals Game 4 with 12 points, 2 rebounds and 2 assists, no double-double (ESPN box score). (Myles Turner: 12 pts, 2 reb, 2 ast)

“I like the Rangers on the first five money line with Jack Leiter on the mound.”

TEX 2, MIN 6 — Rangers trailed the Twins 2-6 through five innings (Twins scored 3 in the 3rd and 3 more in the 5th) en route to a 6-2 final, so the Rangers' first-five moneyline lost (ESPN box score). (TEX 2, MIN 6 through 5 innings)

“I like the ladders for Robbie Ray strikeouts. You get four to one for 10-plus strikeouts against the Rockies”

Robbie Ray struck out 5 over 4 innings against Colorado, well under the 9.5-strikeout ladder line (ESPN box score). (5 strikeouts (4.0 IP))

“We're going to bet the home run again.”

In the June 5, 2025 Royals-Cardinals doubleheader, Jac Caglianone had an RBI double (0 HR) in Cardinals' 6-5 Game 1 win, then went 0-for-4 with 0 HR in Royals' 7-5 Game 2 win (ESPN box scores). (0 HR (1 2B in G1, 0-for-4 in G2))

“I'm going to bet the Phillies on the money line going against Jose Brios”

Blue Jays 2, Phillies 1 — Blue Jays beat the Phillies 2-1 on June 4, 2025 (Alejandro Kirk drove in the winning run in the 9th), so Philadelphia's moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“It's six to one again today. Give me Jack Caglione to Homer off of old man. Michaelis. We're back. Today is the day.”

The June 4, 2025 Royals-Cardinals game was postponed by weather and made up as a June 5 doubleheader; Jac Caglianone went 1-for-4 with a double (0 HR) in Game 1 and 0-for-4 with 0 HR in Game 2, so he did not homer (ESPN box scores). (0 HR (1 2B in G1, 0-for-4 in G2))

“I actually like Southern Miss on the run line here. Miami's getting bet, but I like Southern Miss. I like the Golden Eagles. They're hosting this. I think they continue to get undervalued because nobody knows who Southern Miss is. So I'll take them minus the run and a half tonight.”

5-4 — Miami beat Southern Miss 5-4 in the Hattiesburg Regional; Southern Miss lost outright, so -1.5 runs lost.

“Yeah, a couple of region to win the region bets that I've already made that I really like. You asked Colin Wilson if he respected this one. He said yes. I don't really believe him, but Georgia Tech to win the Oxford region, which is Ole Miss's region. I just think Georgia Tech is a team with a chip on their shoulder. they were real upset that they were not hosting a region in they arguably should have been and you could see it and the video during the selection show they were not happy i want to back teams like that with a lot to play for and feel like they have something to prove And Ole Miss I just not a huge fan of theirs I think Georgia Tech has way more offensive firepower. I also like what Colin said, UC Irvine to win the UCLA region. I don't know how UCLA got away with hosting here. I don't think they're very good. They're like minus 120 to win their region. I think Irvine is as good of, if not a better team. So I'd like them to win that region as well.”

8-5 — UCLA beat UC Irvine 8-5 on June 2, 2025 to win the Los Angeles Regional; UC Irvine did not win the region.

“I'm going to take them plus 180 to win this region.”

11-9 — Georgia Tech lost 11-9 to Ole Miss in an elimination game on June 1, 2025 and did not win the Oxford Regional (Murray State won it).

“so I'm going to take Northeastern as the plus money here on the money line”

11-2 — Mississippi State beat Northeastern 11-2 on May 30, 2025 in their NCAA regional opener; Northeastern's moneyline pick lost.

“Yeah, I'll give one because I think it's pretty popular and it's going to be one that a lot of people give out. We're going to do this with Florida again. I think it's just going to happen. They got a nice draw. They're going to be in the coastal Carolina bracket region. And I think that sets up really good for Florida and they're hot. And as we know, they have the experience in making a run in this tournament. The last couple of years, they're plus one 30, their second favorites to win the region behind coastal Carolina, the host. I like that spot”

Coastal Carolina won the 2025 NCAA Conway (Coastal Carolina) regional, beating Florida 3-1 in the regional final (Wikipedia 2025 NCAA D-I baseball tournament bracket). Florida did not win the regional.

“[43:16] best bet for tonight, Jake, in a baseball [43:19] major league or in the college ranks? [43:21] I really like Florida [43:22] tonight against Ole Miss. [43:24] Ole Miss, your slight favorite, minus 120. [43:27] Florida's about minus 110. [43:29] Minus 105. [43:30] I like Florida. This team just has the juice. [43:32] No matter the injuries, no matter the cold streaks, [43:35] they're awesome, and they just continue [43:36] to play really, really well. Hunter Elliott's [43:39] a little scary on the Ole Miss side, but [43:40] Florida's playing for a hosting spot, [43:42] and I'm going to ride the hot hand [43:44] with them right now so i'll take florida tonight”

Ole Miss 3, Florida 1 — Ole Miss beat Florida 3-1 in the SEC Tournament second round.

“[42:44] I also like Mississippi state tonight against Texas A&M just because Texas A&M is dead in the water. [42:51] They don't want to be here anymore. [42:52] Their season's over. [42:53] It's falling apart. [42:55] They're basically the Baltimore Orioles of college baseball right now. [42:58] It's over. [43:00] So I like miss state tonight, minus one Oh five on the money line and major league baseball.”

Texas A&M 9, Mississippi State 0 — Texas A&M routed Mississippi State 9-0 in the SEC tournament first round (played May 21, 2025).

“And would anyone like to bet Matt Shaw of the Cubs at 60 to one for NL rookie of the year with me?”

Drake Baldwin, not Matt Shaw, won the 2025 National League Rookie of the Year Award, announced November 10 (Wikipedia). (NL ROY: Drake Baldwin)

“[43:21] First, for tonight's games, would anyone like to bet the Tigers going against Sonny Gray and the Cardinals at Plus Money Dogs? [43:27] Hello. So I will be on the Tigers.”

Cardinals 11, Tigers 4 — St. Louis beat Detroit 11-4 on May 19, 2025, so the Tigers moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“[42:38] This is a real hold-your-nose spot. [42:41] This brings me no pleasure to say this, but I refuse to live in a world where Ben Brown, [42:47] you know, Mike's brother is a minus two 50 favorite. [42:50] Like I can't live in this world. [42:52] So I'm taking the Marlins on the money line at two to one.”

CHC 5, MIA 4 — Cubs beat Marlins 5-4 on May 13, 2025, rallying in the 9th; the Marlins moneyline busts (ESPN).

“[39:15] atrocious at Coors Field. So that was really, really awesome. A couple of bets that I really [39:21] like one being in that Phillies and raise game. I actually am going to go back to something I [39:27] played yesterday. Raise team total in the first three under half a run. They are atrocious against [39:32] left-handed pitching. Jesus Lizardo has been very good this year and has a 31% K rate against this [39:39] raised lineup when he's seen them in the past. So going to run that back. You get plus money at that [39:44] one. And I like the first five under and Reds and Braves as well. Schwellenbach in a bounce back”

PHI 7, TB 6 — The Rays scored 2 runs through the first 3 innings (1st and 3rd innings) in a 7-6, 10-inning loss to the Phillies on May 8, 2025 (ESPN box score); the Rays first-3-innings team total under 0.5 pick lost. (Tampa Bay Rays: 2 runs through 3 innings)

“I will take the dime backs on the first five money line and water Rodriguez.”

NYM 8, ARI 3 — Mets led Diamondbacks 8-1 through 5 innings in their eventual 8-3 win on Apr 29, 2025 (ESPN box score); Arizona's first-five moneyline loses. (First five innings: ARI 1, NYM 8)

“[43:17] And I'll also back Texas, the Longhorns tonight, [43:20] minus a run and a half at home against Auburn, [43:23] number one team in the country. [43:24] There you go. [43:25] So you're going with the Texas Longhorns. [43:26] Are you also going with the Texas Rangers?”

TEX 3, AUB 2 — No. 1 Texas beat Auburn 3-2 (ESPN college baseball scoreboard), a 1-run margin that fails to cover -1.5.

“Guardians Moneyline was an immediate bet for me today when I first started going through the card.”

1-9 — Baltimore beat Cleveland 9-1 on 4/16/25 (ESPN box score); the Guardians moneyline loses.

“So I'll go the Reds, team total over four and a half.”

5-3 — Cincinnati scored only 3 runs in a 5-3 loss to Seattle on 4/16/25 (ESPN box score), under the 4.5 team-total line. (Cincinnati Reds: 3 runs)

“José Soriano, the race to three strikeouts between him and Patrick Corbin was even money.”

3-1 — In the 4/16/25 Rangers-Angels game, Jose Soriano finished with only 2 strikeouts (5.2 IP) while Patrick Corbin recorded 6 strikeouts (5.1 IP) (ESPN box score); Corbin reached 3 K's first and Soriano never got there. (Jose Soriano 2 K (5.2 IP); Patrick Corbin 6 K (5.1 IP))

“[41:01] For a very long time, as far as the bets go, [41:03] I do like a over one and a half total basis prop [41:06] for Cardinals shortstop now filling in for Mason Wynn, [41:09] Thomas Sejacy. [41:10] He's better than two to one, [41:11] but he's hitting like 400 on the year, [41:13] hitting 500 against left-handed pitching this year. [41:15] I think this is way mispriced. [41:17] So I'll be honest to JC over one and a half total bases today. [41:20] All right, Thomas, JC over one and a half total bases.”

8-3 — Thomas Saggese did not record a plate appearance (0 AB, 0 hits) in the Cardinals' 8-3 win over Houston on 4/14/25 (ESPN box score), so he finished with 0 total bases, under the 1.5 line. (Thomas Saggese: 0 total bases (no plate appearance))

“Wilyer Abreu over one and a half total bases tonight”

Boston 4, Toronto 3 — Wilyer Abreu went 0-for-3 with a walk (0 total bases) in Boston's 4-3 win over Toronto, under his 1.5 total-bases line (ESPN box score). (Abreu: 0-for-3, 0 total bases)

“I will happily take the Rangers at plus money tonight.”

0-7 — Cubs beat Rangers 7-0 on April 7, 2025, so the Rangers moneyline busted (ESPN).

“First three under one and a half in this one.”

First-3: HOU 2, MIN 2 (Final HOU 5, MIN 2) — Houston led Minnesota 2-2 through 3 innings (two HRs tied it in the 2nd) before winning 5-2 on 4/3/25; first-three combined runs of 4 busts the under 1.5 (ESPN box score).

“I like Oklahoma on the money line.”

0-2 — LSU shut out Oklahoma 2-0 on 2025-04-03, as Kade Anderson threw a complete-game shutout with 14 strikeouts, so the Oklahoma moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“I actually like the White Sox on the first five.”

First-5: MIN 6, CHW 0 (Final MIN 6, CHW 1) — The Twins led the White Sox 6-0 through 5 innings en route to a 6-1 win on 4/2/25; White Sox first-five moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“Jackson Merrill is 6-1.”

SD 5, CLE 2 — Jackson Merrill went 2-for-4 with a home run but recorded 0 stolen bases in the Padres' 5-2 win over the Guardians on 4/2/25 (ESPN box score). (Jackson Merrill: 0 SB (2-for-4, 1 HR))

“so love that one so we're gonna go tati stolen base as well as in addition to fading my seattle”

Fernando Tatis Jr. went 2-for-5 with 1 RBI and 0 stolen bases in the Padres' 7-2 win over the Guardians on 3/31/25; stolen-base prop loses (ESPN box score, gameId 401694972). (0 SB (2-for-5, 1 RBI))

“leave the yard give me Joey Ortiz who has seen Carlos Rodon before one for two with a double”

NYY 4, MIL 2 — Joey Ortiz went 2-for-4 with no home run as the Yankees beat the Brewers 4-2 on 3/27/25 (ESPN box score). (2-for-4, 0 HR)

“Guardians Royals first three under one and a half at plus money.”

CLE 7, KC 4 (10 innings) — The Royals scored 3 runs in the top of the 3rd (Pasquantino 3-run HR), making it 3-0 through 3 innings -- above the 1.5 first-three-innings total -- before Cleveland won 7-4 in 10 innings on 3/27/25 (ESPN box score). (Through 3 innings: KC 3, CLE 0)

“This is the one Clay Holmes over four and a half K's.”

HOU 3, NYM 1 — Clay Holmes struck out 4 over 4.2 innings as the Astros beat the Mets 3-1 on 3/27/25, missing the 4.5 strikeout line (ESPN box score). (Clay Holmes: 4 strikeouts)

“Give me the A's my A's,”

SEA 4, ATH 2 — The Mariners beat the Athletics 4-2 on 3/27/25, so the Athletics' moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

• Arizona Diamondbacks to make playoffs
• Milwaukee Brewers to make playoffs
• Athletics to make playoffs

“I'd like to pair the Dimebacks with the Brewers, who I think can win their division, who I think are being underrated because people don't know the names on the team.”

Only the Milwaukee Brewers (97-65, NL Central champs) made the 2025 MLB postseason of the three parlayed teams; the Arizona Diamondbacks (80-82) and Athletics (76-86) both missed the playoffs, busting the parlay (Wikipedia: 2025 MLB season).

“And at nine to one,”

The Toronto Blue Jays won the 2025 AL East at 94-68; the Tampa Bay Rays did not win the division (Wikipedia: 2025 MLB season).

“I took a shot on them to make the playoffs at 9-1.”

The Athletics finished 76-86 in the AL West and missed the 2025 MLB postseason field entirely (Wikipedia: 2025 MLB season).

“When the odds came out in January, I bet the Reds immediately”

The Milwaukee Brewers won the 2025 NL Central at 97-65; the Cincinnati Reds did not win the division (Wikipedia: 2025 MLB season).

“So I jumped on the 12 to one with Arkansas.”

Arkansas reached the 2025 Men's College World Series but was eliminated by LSU 6-5 on June 18, 2025; LSU went on to beat Coastal Carolina for the national title, so Arkansas did not win the CWS (Wikipedia).

“And I really like Yoshinobu Yamamoto over five and a half Ks. It's plus money.”

LAD 4, CHC 1 — Yoshinobu Yamamoto struck out 4 in the Dodgers' 4-1 Tokyo Series win over the Cubs on 3/18/25, falling short of the 5.5-strikeout over (ESPN box score). (Yoshinobu Yamamoto 4 strikeouts)

“I like him to hit a home run longer than 6 to 1, plus 650 at BetMGM.”

LAD 4, CHC 1 — Tommy Edman went 1-for-5 with a single and 0 home runs in the Dodgers' 4-1 Tokyo Series win over the Cubs on 3/18/25 (ESPN box score). (Tommy Edman 0 home runs (1-for-5))

“I like Edmond over one and a half total bases as well at plus money.”

LAD 4, CHC 1 — Tommy Edman recorded 1 total base (a single) in the Dodgers' 4-1 Tokyo Series win over the Cubs on 3/18/25, under the 1.5 total bases line (ESPN box score). (Tommy Edman 1 total base)

“[2:07:10] When is that returning? [2:07:12] March 24th. [2:07:14] Yeah, I love it. [2:07:15] Less than a month. [2:07:15] Oh, like a month from now. [2:07:17] Bet slips and bat flips. [2:07:19] Yep, myself and Lucy Burge, Monday through Friday. [2:07:23] 2 o'clock Eastern, 2 o'clock Eastern, yes. [2:07:26] Great. [2:07:26] It's an important detail. [2:07:28] Your thoughts on the Reds and the Rangers? [2:07:30] Then we'll get Tyler's golf bets. [2:07:32] I really like the Reds. [2:07:33] I bet them when the division prices came out at 6-1. [2:07:37] They're still plus 650 out there. [2:07:38] I think it's a really good bet. [2:07:39] I am trying not to be stupid and get scared off everybody liking them [2:07:44] because everybody and their mother has been mentioning this team for the last week. [2:07:49] And I've had this ticket for like a month now, not to brag, but a little bit. [2:07:53] But yeah, I mean, I really like this team. [2:07:54] Femi didn't even mention Rhett Lauder, who is unbelievable. [2:07:57] He made his MLB debut last season. [2:07:59] I don't think Nick Martinez is going to stick in that rotation.”

Milwaukee won the 2025 NL Central at 97-65; the Cincinnati Reds finished 3rd at 83-79 and did not win the division (ESPN MLB standings).

“I jumped on five to one for the ALEs. I thought that was mispriced.”

The Toronto Blue Jays won the 2025 AL East (94-68), edging the Yankees; the Red Sox finished third at 89-73, so the +500 futures bet lost.

“Oregon at 80-1, I really, really like this team.”

LSU won the 2025 College World Series; Oregon was not among the eight teams that reached Omaha (Arizona, Arkansas, Coastal Carolina, LSU, Louisville, Murray State, Oregon State, UCLA), so Oregon did not win (MLB.com bracket report).

“Next up for me is Duke. You can find them 40, 45 to 1 in this range.”

LSU won the 2025 College World Series; Duke was not among the eight teams that reached Omaha (Arizona, Arkansas, Coastal Carolina, LSU, Louisville, Murray State, Oregon State, UCLA), so Duke did not win (MLB.com bracket report).

“I did take a shot with Indiana at 15 to one to make the College World Series.”

Indiana was not among the eight teams that made the 2025 College World Series field (Arizona, Arkansas, Coastal Carolina, LSU, Louisville, Murray State, Oregon State, UCLA), per MLB.com's bracket report.

“And at 18 to one, I think that's too long.”

Arkansas' Wehiwa Aloy won the 2025 Golden Spikes Award, announced June 21, 2025; Jared Jones did not win (NCAA.com).

“He's 18 to one as well. I really like Drew Burris.”

Arkansas' Wehiwa Aloy won the 2025 Golden Spikes Award, announced June 21, 2025; Drew Burress did not win (NCAA.com).

“Arizona State for me, 6-1.”

West Virginia clinched the outright 2025 Big 12 baseball regular-season title on May 16, 2025 (Big12sports.com); Arizona State did not win it.

• Ohio State Buckeyes moneyline
• Penn State Nittany Lions moneyline
• LSU Tigers to win the College World Series
• Memphis Grizzlies to win the Western Conference
• Bryson DeChambeau to win the Masters

“so did a nice little ohio state money line uh penn state money line lsu to win the college world series memphis to win the west and bryson to shambo to win the masters there's little 4 800 to 1”

Notre Dame 27-24 Penn State — Parlay lost: Notre Dame beat Penn State 27-24 in the Orange Bowl CFP semifinal (1/9/25), and Bryson DeChambeau did not win the 2025 Masters (won by Rory McIlroy in a playoff over Justin Rose), sinking the moneyline/futures parlay regardless of the other legs (ESPN/PGA Tour).

“Jake Paul on points parlayed with the Ramley against the Patriots and the Packers against the bears And now I see you in April Cause we holding like Scottie Scheffler like a couple of 50 to ones essentially Jon Rahm a hundred one”

Rory McIlroy won the 2025 Masters in a playoff over Justin Rose; Scottie Scheffler did not win (ESPN).

“Jake Paul on points parlayed with the Ramley against the Patriots and the Packers against the bears And now I see you in April Cause we holding like Scottie Scheffler like a couple of 50 to ones essentially Jon Rahm a hundred one”

Rory McIlroy won the 2025 Masters in a playoff over Justin Rose; Jon Rahm did not win (ESPN).

“I like the Anaheim Ducks as a home underdog tonight.”

3-2 — Sabres beat Ducks 3-2 in OT on Nov 22, 2024 (ESPN), so the Anaheim moneyline lost.

“I will start with an under and San Jose and Dallas kind of a contrarian under here under six and a half”

2-5 — Stars beat Sharks 5-2, a combined 7 goals, over the 6.5 total so the under lost (ESPN final score).

“And I'll take an over six in Vegas and Toronto.”

0-3 — Maple Leafs beat Golden Knights 3-0, a combined 3 goals, under the 6 total so the over lost (ESPN final score).

“And I'll take the Senators on the money line here, too.”

5-2 — Edmonton beat Ottawa 5-2 on 2024-11-19; the Senators lost outright so the moneyline pick lost (ESPN box score).

“[43:51] I'll play an alternate puck line, minus 2.5 against a truly terrible Ducks team.”

ANA 4, DAL 2 — Anaheim beat Dallas 4-2, a 2-point margin, short of the 2.5-goal cushion; Stars did not cover -2.5 (ESPN box score).

“[43:55] And I'll take Tyler Sagan as my goal scorer in that game, too.”

Tyler Seguin did not score a goal in Dallas's 4-2 loss to Anaheim; he assisted on Matt Duchene's 3rd-period goal but had no goal himself (ESPN box score). (Tyler Seguin: 0 goals, 1 assist)

• Jake Paul to win by decision
• Green Bay Packers
• Los Angeles Rams
• Scottie Scheffler to win Masters

“[39:52] because let get some value here So so can I interest anybody in 48 to one Paul by decision Packers Moneyline Ram only money line and Scotty Shuffler to win the masters 48 to one Let cook the cherry on top Scotty”

Jake Paul beat Tyson by decision, Green Bay beat Chicago 20-19, and the LA Rams beat New England 28-22, but Scottie Scheffler did not win the 2025 Masters (Rory McIlroy won in a playoff over Justin Rose), busting the parlay (ESPN).

• Jake Paul to win by decision
• Green Bay Packers
• Los Angeles Rams
• Jon Rahm to win Masters

“[43:33] This is Packers, Rams, Paul by decision, and Rom to win the Masters 104 to 1.”

Jake Paul beat Tyson by decision, Green Bay beat Chicago 20-19, and the LA Rams beat New England 28-22, but Jon Rahm did not win the 2025 Masters (Rory McIlroy won in a playoff over Justin Rose), busting the parlay (ESPN).

“I'll take the Predators on the money line against the Flames.”

Flames 2-0 Predators — Calgary shut out Nashville 2-0; the Predators moneyline lost (ESPN final score).

“I'll take Stamkos to score a goal in that game as well.”

Nashville was shut out 2-0 by Calgary; Steven Stamkos did not register a goal in the game (ESPN final score). (0 goals)

“I like to brink it to score a goal in that game as well because he's due.”

Detroit's three goals in the 3-2 OT win over Pittsburgh came from Jonatan Berggren, Patrick Kane, and Simon Edvinsson; Alex DeBrincat had only the OT assist and did not score (ESPN box score). (0 goals (1 assist))

“Flames money line”

1-3 — Calgary Flames' only game on 2024-11-12 was a 3-1 road loss to the Vancouver Canucks, so the Flames moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“mark stone of the golden knights kraken are starting their backup and he's had at least one point in seven straight games. He's two to one. And then his quote, I would offer to call in, but my blood may be pure Guinness. So that is his bet for today.”

Kraken beat Golden Knights 4-3 in OT on Nov 8, 2024; Vegas goals were scored by Dorofeyev, Roy, and Pietrangelo — Mark Stone did not score (ESPN box score). (0 goals)

“He just randomly texted me Calgary Flames Moneyline.”

3-4 — Calgary Flames lost 4-3 in OT to the Boston Bruins; Flames moneyline loses (ESPN).

“I also like the Sabres on the money line, the Canadians on the money line, and the Jets on the puck line.”

3-2 — Calgary Flames beat Montreal Canadiens 3-2 in overtime on 11/5/2024; Canadiens moneyline lost (ESPN final score).

“I got Cole Caulfield to score a goal parlaying with Janai Broome to win the wooden 38-1.”

2-3 — Both parlay legs failed: Montreal's goals in the 11/5/24 loss to Calgary (Flames 3, Canadiens 2 OT) came from Brendan Gallagher and Joel Armia, not Cole Caufield (ESPN box score), and Johni Broome lost the 2024-25 Wooden Award to Duke's Cooper Flagg (Wikipedia).

“So give me the Oilers on the money line as dogs.”

3-0 — Edmonton lost to New Jersey 0-3, so the Oilers moneyline lost outright (ESPN box score).

“my goal score tonight will be Roman Yossi of the Predators. It's like plus 350.”

3-0 — Kings shut out the Predators 3-0; Roman Josi did not score (ESPN box score).

“I'll take Penn State on the money line. I think they'll just win outright.”

20-13 — Penn State lost outright to Ohio State 13-20 (ESPN gameId 401628539), so the Penn State moneyline loses.

“I like the Lightning and the Wild under six.”

5-3 — Wild beat Lightning 5-3 (ESPN gameId 401687770), an 8-goal combined total; the total sails over the 6 line, Under loses.

“Hawks, Sharks, over six. Both teams have trash goaltending.”

CHI 2, SJ 3 — Sharks beat Blackhawks 3-2 on 10/31/2024 (ESPN box score), a combined 5 goals, under the 6 total.

“I'll take a Mookie Betts revenge home run as well for the narrative.”

Mookie Betts went 1-for-3 with 2 RBI (including a sacrifice fly) in World Series Game 5 but hit no home run (ESPN box score). (1-for-3, 0 HR, 2 RBI)

“me and Femi are actually synced on Canadians money line.”

8-2 — Canadiens lost to the Kraken 8-2 on Oct 29, 2024; the Montreal moneyline bet loses (ESPN final score).

“Matthew Boldy is going to be my goal scorer for the wild.”

Matthew Boldy did not score in Wild's 5-3 win over the Penguins on Oct 29, 2024; Minnesota's goals came from Lauko, Gaudreau (x2), Zuccarello and Kaprizov (ESPN box score). (0 goals)

“And let's take a shot 10 to one on Ilya Sorokin to get a shutout tonight”

Ducks beat Islanders 3-1 on Oct 29, 2024; Ilya Sorokin allowed 3 goals on 19 saves (Barzal scored for NYI, plus an empty-netter), so no shutout (ESPN final score). (3 goals allowed, 19 saves)

“It's been Dodgers money line the entire series. That does not change tonight.”

11-4 — Yankees beat Dodgers 11-4 in World Series Game 4 on Oct 29, 2024; the Dodgers moneyline bet loses (ESPN box score).

“I also take Teoscar Hernandez to hit a home run tonight.”

The Dodgers' only home runs in World Series Game 4 came from Freddie Freeman (1st inning, 2-run) and Will Smith (5th inning, solo); Teoscar Hernandez did not homer (ESPN box score). (0 home runs)

• Orlando Magic spread
• Barrett Hayton anytime goal scorer
• Malik Nabers over 5.5 receptions
• Los Angeles Dodgers moneyline

“I will add my goal score for tonight's NHL bet for our parlay for that, but also on my equinox that Barrett Hayton of the Utah hockey club, just going against the sharks who are objectively terrible. and he's a two to one goal scorer. So I like that. I will take neighbors over five and a half receptions. Just Daniel Jones chucking it. He's the only good receiver there. And then Nick, I'm sorry. I love you. I truly do. But Dodgers money line to round it out.”

5-4 — Barrett Hayton did not score for Utah in the Sharks' 5-4 OT win; Utah's goals came from Matias Maccelli (x2), Dylan Guenther, and Mikhail Sergachev (ESPN box score), so that leg and the parlay lost.

“but I like the over let's get the runs let's score some runs tonight boys huh RBI time let's go over eight and a half that's my bet that me with the over tonight with the Yankees and the Dodgers Jake snake that's for game three i agree with them i am on the over in this game as well”

4-2 — World Series Game 3 finished Dodgers 4, Yankees 2 (6 combined runs), under the 8.5 total (ESPN box score).

“I'll take a Shohei home run”

4-2 — Shohei Ohtani did not homer in World Series Game 3; only Freeman and Verdugo hit home runs (ESPN box score). (0 HR)

“Barrett Hayton put him in my Equinox parlay to score a goal. Like that as a bet on its own as well.”

5-4 — Utah's goals in the 5-4 OT loss to San Jose on 10/28/2024 came from Matias Maccelli (x2), Dylan Guenther, and Mikhail Sergachev; Barrett Hayton did not score (ESPN box score).

“I will take the Canucks on the money line as home dogs.”

4-3 — Sebastian Aho scored 47 seconds into overtime as the Hurricanes beat the Canucks 4-3 on 10/28/2024, so the Canucks moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“Yeah, I'll go with my World Series MVPs as we close out the segment here. I got two guys on each side for the Dodgers side. Eli Kike Hernandez at a big price.”

Freddie Freeman was named 2024 World Series MVP (4 HR, 12 RBI) as the Dodgers beat the Yankees 4 games to 1; Kiké Hernández did not win MVP (MLB.com).

“I was like Max Muncy because he had a massive NLCS and he has all these guys in front of him.”

Freddie Freeman was named 2024 World Series MVP as the Dodgers beat the Yankees 4 games to 1; Max Muncy did not win MVP (MLB.com).

“I regret to say this, but I will ride with Femi and I will ride with Tyler on UNLV and the Astro Gentile. No Heisman for you spot. I think UNLV covers the three and a half.”

24-29 — UNLV lost 24-29 to Boise State, a 5-point loss that failed to cover the +3.5 spread (ESPN final).

“series for the people four legs 27 to one give me just what i'm betting over eight and a half over nine juan soto home run glaber tours over one and a half total bases keke hernandez over one and a half total bases”

3-6 — Per the ESPN box score, the only home runs in Game 1 were by Giancarlo Stanton (Yankees, 6th inning) and Freddie Freeman (Dodgers, 10th inning walk-off); Juan Soto did not homer. (0 home runs)

“I will be actually oppo Femi. I like the Senators on the money line tonight. Aiden Hill is in goal. He has been atrocious, hasn't played in a week. So I'll take Ottawa to keep their winning streak going.”

4-6 — Ottawa Senators lost 4-6 to Vegas, so the Senators moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“He leads the team in shots on goal. I'm just going to go with him. It's not a great price, plus 150, but I like it.”

4-6 — Brady Tkachuk did not score in Ottawa's 4-6 loss to Vegas (Gaudette x2, Giroux, Batherson scored for Ottawa); anytime-goal prop loses (ESPN box score). (0 goals)

“I'll take the Blackhawks on the money line. I know this is going to sound Homer-ish, but they're at home. They're against the Preds. The Preds have been brutal, just as bad, if not worse, than the Blackhawks. So I'll take the Hawks as a home dog on the money line.”

3-2 — Nashville Predators beat Chicago Blackhawks 3-2, so the Blackhawks moneyline loses (ESPN final).

“And then tomorrow, this is a play for tomorrow, I'll take the Flames on the money line in a travel spot for the Jets. Undefeated, barely beat the Kraken yesterday. They go back home after tomorrow's game against Calgary.”

5-3 — Winnipeg Jets beat Calgary Flames 5-3, so the Flames moneyline loses (ESPN final).

“I like the Bruins on the money line too. They started as dogs. This flipped. Now they're favored, but Swayman good history against the stars, but I will take a star as my goal scorer.”

5-2 — Boston Bruins lost 5-2 to the Dallas Stars on Oct 24, 2024 (ESPN final).

“Wyatt Johnston has two against Swayman the last two times he's seen him. So Bruins to win, but Johnston of the stars to score.”

Wyatt Johnston did not score for the Stars in their 5-2 win over Boston on Oct 24, 2024; Dallas's goals came from Duchene, Robertson, Stankoven, Seguin, and Hintz (ESPN box score). (0 goals)

“And my goal scorer will be Tom Wilson.”

Tom Wilson did not score in the Capitals' 6-3 win over the Flyers; he was penalized for roughing instead (ESPN game recap). (0 goals)

“I'm going to go ED over eight and a half boards.”

Zach Edey finished with 5 rebounds (and 5 points) before fouling out of his pro debut in Memphis' 126-124 win over Utah, under 8.5 (ESPN final score/recap). (5 rebounds)

“[15:17] terrible so i'll take the devils there i want to play the bruins on the money line out of principle [15:22] because their dogs to the owen five nashville predators don't understand what that's about”

4-0 — The Nashville Predators beat the Boston Bruins 4-0 on Oct 22, 2024, so the Bruins moneyline lost (ESPN final).

“[15:38] And then also I want to do the cracking on the money line. [15:41] The abs are favored because they beat up on a bad ducks team and the cracking [15:45] are at home and are, you know, good. [15:47] So I'll take the cracking on the money line as dogs as well.”

3-2 — The Colorado Avalanche beat the Seattle Kraken 3-2 on Oct 22, 2024, so the Kraken moneyline lost (ESPN final).

“[15:50] And then my goal score, I'm going back to the guy. [15:52] I bet the very first time we did this, Logan Stankoven is still three to one. [15:56] He has seven assists. [15:58] He's third on the team in shots. [15:59] It's so infuriating. [16:00] it has to happen eventually right so i'm going back to my guy who has been a ton of assists he's [16:06] around the goal but just can't get through so at three to one i'll take him for my goal score”

2-4 — Logan Stankoven recorded 0 goals as the Buffalo Sabres beat Dallas 4-2 on Oct 22, 2024 (ESPN box score). (0 goals)

“[1:43:48] So I'll take the Ducks at 2-1 on the money line tonight against the Colorado Avalanche.”

COL 4, ANA 3 — Colorado beat Anaheim 4-3 in overtime on Oct 18, 2024; Anaheim's moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“[1:43:52] And my goal scarring tonight will be Mark Shifley of the Winnipeg Jets to score a goal.”

SJ 3, WPG 8 — Winnipeg beat San Jose 8-3 on Oct 18, 2024; Mark Scheifele recorded assists but did not score a goal (ESPN box score). (Mark Scheifele: 0 goals)

“[2:12:02] So I'll take the Guardians on the money line.”

CLE 6, NYY 8 — Yankees beat Guardians 8-6 in ALCS Game 4 (Oct 18, 2024); Cleveland's moneyline loses (ESPN box score).

“[18:45] I'm going to go with the Mets on the money line as well.”

10-2 — Dodgers beat Mets 10-2 in NLCS Game 4 on Oct 17, 2024; the Mets moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“[18:48] Go Starling Marte over one and a half total bases.”

Starling Marte went 1-for-5 with no extra-base hits in NLCS Game 4 (Oct 17, 2024), totaling 1 total base, under the 1.5 line (ESPN box score). (1-for-5, 1 hit, 0 HR = 1 total base)

“[22:45] them on the money with the plus money and i think they have the better goalie in net tonight with”

4-2 — Blackhawks beat Sharks 4-2 on Oct 17, 2024; the Sharks moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“[22:57] He'll be my anytime goal scorer.”

Blackhawks beat Sharks 4-2 on Oct 17, 2024; Connor Bedard recorded 0 goals (2 assists, 3 SOG), so his anytime-goal prop lost (ESPN box score). (0 goals, 2 assists, 3 SOG)

“[23:06] Give me the Florida Panthers tonight and a pick-em, basically.”

3-2 (OT) — Canucks beat Panthers 3-2 in overtime on Oct 17, 2024 (J.T. Miller OT winner); the Panthers moneyline lost (ESPN).

“[41:57] I like the Yankees, and I like the over.”

7-5 — The Guardians beat the Yankees 7-5 in 10 innings in ALCS Game 3 on Oct 17, 2024, on a David Fry walk-off homer, so the Yankees moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“[42:25] He's got good history versus Schmidt and I'll go Steven Kwan two plus hits.”

Steven Kwan went 0-for-4 with 2 walks in ALCS Game 3 on Oct 17, 2024, short of the 2+ hits needed (ESPN box score). (0 hits (0-for-4, 2 BB))

“[2:54:39] mets tonight against walker bueller mets on the money line i'm joined with femi on Pete Alonso”

LAD 8-0 NYM — Dodgers beat Mets 8-0 in NLCS Game 3 on 2024-10-16; the Mets moneyline bet lost (ESPN box score).

“[2:54:39] mets tonight against walker bueller mets on the money line i'm joined with femi on Pete Alonso”

LAD 8-0 NYM — The Mets were shut out 8-0 in NLCS Game 3 on 2024-10-16 and hit no home runs; Pete Alonso did not homer (ESPN box score). (Pete Alonso: 0 HR)

“[2:54:44] home run too i also want to add jesse winker did home run he also has good history including a”

LAD 8-0 NYM — The Mets were shut out 8-0 in NLCS Game 3 on 2024-10-16 and hit no home runs; Jesse Winker did not homer (ESPN box score). (Jesse Winker: 0 HR)

“[2:54:49] couple of home runs against walker bueller i'll also add Starling Marte over one and a half total”

LAD 8-0 NYM — Starling Marte went 1-for-3 with a single (1 total base) in NLCS Game 3 on 2024-10-16, under the 1.5 total-bases line (ESPN box score). (Starling Marte: 1 total base (1-for-3))

“[2:54:17] I'll start with the Devils on the money line.”

CAR 4-2 NJ — Hurricanes beat Devils 4-2 on 2024-10-15; New Jersey lost outright, so the moneyline bet lost (ESPN final score).

“[2:54:51] Mason Marchman. [2:54:52] I'll go back to the stars. [2:54:53] He's leading them in goals right now. [2:54:55] They've been really awesome. [2:54:57] He got like two to one on him. [2:54:58] So I'll take the stars leading goal scorer.”

DAL 3-2 SJ — Mason Marchment did not score in the Stars' 3-2 win over the Sharks on 2024-10-15; he assisted on Matt Duchene's goal instead, per ESPN. (Mason Marchment: 0 goals, 1 assist)

“[2:10:09] starts this postseason i mean we just got to keep going to it i'll take the tigers it's pretty short [2:10:13] to be honest for what i think in this game so i'll take a minus 125”

CLE 7, DET 3 — Guardians beat Tigers 7-3 in ALDS Game 5; Tigers moneyline busts (ESPN).

“[39:40] and i'll take by the over four and a half k's”

Tanner Bibee threw 4.0 IP with 3 strikeouts in ALDS Game 4, under the 4.5 line (ESPN). (Tanner Bibee: 3 strikeouts)

“[20:40] I'm a man of my word. [20:42] I said I was going to bet the Royals every game in the series.”

NYY 3, KC 1 — Yankees beat Royals 3-1 in ALDS Game 4 on Oct 10, 2024, so the Royals moneyline busts (ESPN).

“[20:47] But I really like Gerrit Cole over four and a half Ks,”

Gerrit Cole struck out 4 in 7.0 IP in ALDS Game 4, under the 4.5-strikeout line (ESPN). (Gerrit Cole: 4 strikeouts)

“[25:03] I'm going with Logan Stankoven of the Dallas Stars. [25:06] he's three to one”

Dallas beat Nashville 4-3 on Oct 10, 2024; Logan Stankoven recorded three assists but did not score a goal (ESPN). (Logan Stankoven: 0 goals, 3 assists)

“[41:59] It was the Royals. It's always been the Royals. [42:02] It's the Royals tonight, Royals money line.”

NYY 3, KC 2 — Royals lost to Yankees 2-3 in ALDS Game 3 on Oct 9, 2024; Kansas City moneyline busts (ESPN).

“[42:52] yeah this one's over i'll take the uh podge on the money line”

LAD 8, SD 0 — Padres lost to Dodgers 0-8 in NLDS Game 4 on Oct 9, 2024; San Diego moneyline busts (ESPN).

“[42:43] gonna wait to make this bet but it'll be on the padres jake i will do a hit parlay for cronenworth [42:49] and jerks and profar that's plus money i also like cronenworth home run”

Jake Cronenworth went 1-for-3 with a triple (no home run) in Padres' 0-8 loss to Dodgers in NLDS Game 4 on Oct 9, 2024 (ESPN box score). (Cronenworth 1-for-3, triple, 0 HR)

“[21:18] First, I'm going to go Jose Iglesias, over one and a half total bases.”

Jose Iglesias went 0-for-3 with a walk in NLDS Game 4, recording 0 total bases, below the 1.5 over line (ESPN box score). (Jose Iglesias: 0-for-3, BB, 0 total bases)

“[3:47] so i'll take over three and a half k's for alex cobb at plus money i also added josh naylor home”

Alex Cobb struck out 2 batters in 3 innings pitched in ALDS Game 3, below the 3.5 strikeouts over line (ESPN box score). (Alex Cobb: 3.0 IP, 2 strikeouts)

“[3:47] so i'll take over three and a half k's for alex cobb at plus money i also added josh naylor home [3:52] run this is a numbers play for me it's seven to one”

Josh Naylor went 1-for-4 with no home run in ALDS Game 3, so the home run prop loses (ESPN box score). (Josh Naylor: 1-for-4, 0 HR)

“[38:19] I will be running it back with something that I played in Michael King's last start. [38:23] I'll go over five and a half K's”

6-5 — Michael King struck out 3 over 5 innings in NLDS Game 3, well under the 5.5 strikeout line (ESPN box score). (Michael King: 3 strikeouts)

“[38:46] And then another one. [38:48] I'm going to be joined with you. [38:49] Manny Machado after his heinous attempted murder on Dave Roberts. [38:53] I think he steps up to the plate and absolutely launches one today. [38:56] So Tatis and Machado to hit home run as well as the Michael King over five and a half K's and ladders.”

6-5 — Manny Machado did not homer in NLDS Game 3 (his lone 2024 NLDS home run came in Game 4); San Diego won 6-5 (ESPN box score). (Manny Machado: 0 HR)

“[41:59] The only thing I have in right now is Phillies on the first five money line”

Philadelphia trailed New York 2-0 through 5 innings of NLDS Game 3 (Alonso and Winker homers), so the Phillies first-five moneyline loses (ESPN box score). (After 5 innings: NYM 2, PHI 0)

“[43:02] But I will take Jose Ramirez over one and a half total basis. [43:05] He has really good history versus Scoob. [43:06] He's the Guardian's best player. [43:08] If they're going to win this game, it's going to be because he has a hand in it. [43:10] So I like him over one and a half total basis as well.”

Jose Ramirez went 0-for-3 with 0 total bases in Tigers' 3-0 win over Guardians in ALDS Game 2 (ESPN box score), under the 1.5 line. (Jose Ramirez 0 total bases (0-for-3))

“[2:36:43] I am going to add though, [2:36:44] Cole Ragans over five and a half K's and the ladders as well, [2:36:47] because Tyler put the chat that John birdie is in the lineup at first base [2:36:51] for the Yankees. [2:36:52] Like you get him three times. [2:36:54] That should be at least two strikeouts for Cole Ragans. [2:36:56] That guy is terrible against left-handed pitching. [2:36:59] So I'll go the over K's and the ladders for Cole Ragans, [2:37:02] as well as the Royals money line.”

Cole Ragans struck out 5 over 4 innings for the Royals against the Yankees in ALDS Game 2 (MLB.com/ESPN), under the 5.5 line. (Cole Ragans 5 strikeouts)

“[40:29] has uh some for both as far as agreements and disagreements i will say i said this yesterday [40:35] when we were talking about the series starting with the tigers and the guardians i would respect [40:38] the tigers going with the bullpen game they're doing it in game one and i respect the hell out [40:43] of that i think that's the right move it worked against houston now you get scoobal for two games [40:47] you're able to steal this one you're sitting really pretty so i like detroit tomorrow by [40:52] b has terrible history against the tigers this is going to be the fifth time this year that he's [40:57] seen this tigers lineup i don't think that's good news for him or the guardians i like the tigers to [41:02] win i like Kerry Carpenter to hit a home run you know chris's nephew against bybie has really good [41:07] history against him so two bets there Kerry Carpenter home run tigers to win in that one”

CLE 7, DET 0 — Cleveland shut out Detroit 7-0 in ALDS Game 1, so the Tigers moneyline loses (ESPN box score, gameId 401701057).

“[41:02] win i like Kerry Carpenter to hit a home run you know chris's nephew against bybie has really good [41:07] history against him so two bets there Kerry Carpenter home run tigers to win in that one”

CLE 7, DET 0 — Kerry Carpenter went 1-for-4 with no home run in ALDS Game 1 as the Guardians shut out the Tigers 7-0 (ESPN box score, gameId 401701057). (0 HR (1-for-4))

“10 K's is five to one. Really liked the spot for Zack Wheeler in his game one [41:35] start against the Mets against a revenge spot, his old team. So I'll take Wheeler 10 K's there.”

NYM 6, PHI 2 — Zack Wheeler struck out 9 batters in NLDS Game 1 (Mets won 6-2), falling short of the 10+ strikeout line (ESPN box score, gameId 401701016). (9 strikeouts)

“[41:53] Royals money line every single game have to my Royals our Royals have to do it every time that [42:01] their dogs in this in these games I'm just gonna bet them I'll stick Bobby with Jr. to steal base [42:05] in game one neither of these Yankees catchers whether it's Wells or Trevino they're both”

NYY 6, KC 5 — The Yankees beat the Royals 6-5 in ALDS Game 1, so the Royals moneyline loses (ESPN box score, gameId 401701041).

“[42:01] their dogs in this in these games I'm just gonna bet them I'll stick Bobby with Jr. to steal base [42:05] in game one neither of these Yankees catchers whether it's Wells or Trevino they're both [42:09] terrible at throwing out runners Bobby Witt Jr. one of the fastest guys in baseball and then Padres [42:14] same thing their dogs on the money line in any game I'm just gonna bet them I'll say Tatis to”

NYY 6, KC 5 — Bobby Witt Jr. went 0-for-5 with no stolen base recorded as the Yankees beat the Royals 6-5 in ALDS Game 1 (ESPN box score, gameId 401701041). (0 SB (0-for-5))

“[42:14] same thing their dogs on the money line in any game I'm just gonna bet them I'll say Tatis to [42:19] hit a home run he has awesome history two for two including a home run against Yamamoto”

LAD 7, SD 5 — The Dodgers beat the Padres 7-5 in NLDS Game 1, so the Padres moneyline loses (ESPN box score, gameId 401701023).

“[42:14] same thing their dogs on the money line in any game I'm just gonna bet them I'll say Tatis to [42:19] hit a home run he has awesome history two for two including a home run against Yamamoto [42:23] So maybe Jake will, the BetMGM Daily Bullpen Jackpot, bet at least $10 on Fernando Tatis Jr. to hit a homer.”

LAD 7, SD 5 — Fernando Tatis Jr. went 2-for-4 with a double but no home run in NLDS Game 1, a 7-5 Dodgers win over the Padres (ESPN box score, gameId 401701023). (0 HR (2-for-4, 1 2B))

“[2:55:53] Jake, bets please for the Mets and Brewers. [2:55:54] Then we'll get to the Padres and Braves. [2:55:56] Yeah, I'm also on the Mets. [2:55:58] Like my eyes popped out of my head Looney Tunes style when I saw that Frankie Montus was a favorite. [2:56:03] And now people are still betting him. [2:56:04] Like, he's more of a favorite than he was this morning. [2:56:06] So I'm on the Mets on this one.”

5-3 — Brewers beat Mets 5-3 in NL Wild Card Game 2, so New York's moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“[2:56:08] I like Francisco Lindor home run as well. [2:56:10] Ooh, Lindor homer.”

Francisco Lindor did not homer in the Brewers' 5-3 win over the Mets in Game 2; the game's only home runs were Jackson Chourio (x2) and Garrett Mitchell (ESPN box score). (0 HR)

“[2:57:14] Minus 105. [2:57:16] Yeah, I like the under in this game. [2:57:18] I think the Padres' probably win, but I'm not confident enough to bet it tonight with Fried on the mound. [2:57:22] So I'll take the first five under three and a half with Fried and Musgrove on the mound. [2:57:27] And I'll take the Padres' money line sweep here.”

Atlanta and San Diego combined for 7 runs through 5 innings of NL Wild Card Game 2 (San Diego's 5-run 2nd, Atlanta's runs in the 1st and 5th), well over the first-five under 3.5 (ESPN box score). (F5: ATL 2, SD 5 (7 total))

“[1:51:21] I like Hoskins' home run.”

Rhys Hoskins did not homer; he went 0-for-3 with 1 RBI (HBP) and a strikeout as the Mets beat the Brewers 8-4 in NL Wild Card Game 1, per the ESPN box score. (Rhys Hoskins: 0 HR (0-for-3, 1 RBI, 1 K))

“[1:51:22] He been slugging 581 with a 970 OPS over the last two weeks And three for six with a homer against Severino I was like Jesse Winker as a long shot kind of off the wall here He crushes Freddie Brault to six for 18 two doubles two homers”

Mets beat Brewers 8-4 in Game 1 of the 2024 NL Wild Card Series on Oct 1, 2024, with no home runs hit by either team; Jesse Winker's home run prop lost (ESPN box score). (Jesse Winker: 0 home runs)

“i bet the same thing tyler did mets plus two and a half i'm just gonna sit on that um”

ATL 3, NYM 0 — Braves beat Mets 3-0 in the Sept 30, 2024 doubleheader Game 2; Mets lost by 3, so Mets +2.5 lost (ESPN box score).

“[1:27:20] Trea Turner over one and a half total basis.”

PHI 1, WSH 9 — Trea Turner went 0-for-3 with zero total bases in the Phillies' 9-1 loss to Washington, under the 1.5 line (ESPN box score). (Trea Turner: 0-for-3, 0 total bases)

“[1:27:27] Mets money line,”

NYM 4, MIL 8 — Milwaukee beat the Mets 8-4 on the moneyline (ESPN box score).

“[1:27:29] Rocky's first five money line to Grom over five and a half K's and ladders”

Colorado trailed Los Angeles 6-2 after five innings in the Dodgers' eventual 11-4 win, so the Rockies first-five moneyline lost (ESPN box score/line score). (After 5 innings: LAD 6, COL 2)

“[1:27:29] Rocky's first five money line to Grom over five and a half K's and ladders”

TEX 5, LAA 2 — Jacob deGrom struck out 5 over 4.0 innings for Texas against the Angels, below the 5.5 line (ESPN box score). (Jacob deGrom: 5 strikeouts in 4.0 IP)

“[2:00:26] For me, I actually like the under 46 and a half because Riley Leonard, like you mentioned, really, really bad. [2:00:32] I think it's going to be a more defensive game. [2:00:33] Notre Dame's offensive line injuries, those concern me. [2:00:36] So I would go under 46 and a half Notre Dame and Louisville.”

ND 31, LOU 24 — Notre Dame beat Louisville 31-24, a combined 55 points, over the 46.5 total (ESPN box score).

“[2:21:52] I bet the two to one.”

Luis Gil won the 2024 AL Rookie of the Year award; Colton Cowser did not win. (2024 AL Rookie of the Year: Luis Gil)

“[2:23:48] Going to start with William Contreras, over one and a half total bases.”

William Contreras went 1-for-4 with a single, recording just 1 total base, below the 1.5 line (ESPN box score). (William Contreras: 1-for-4, 1 total base)

“[2:24:24] I will take the Nats' first five on the money line.”

Washington trailed Kansas City 1-0 through five innings, so the Nationals first-five moneyline lost (ESPN box score). (After 5 innings: Royals 1, Nationals 0)

“[2:24:26] Edward Cabrera over five and a half games”

MIN 8, MIA 3 — Edward Cabrera struck out 5 in 5.0 innings against Minnesota, below the 5.5-strikeout line (ESPN box score). (Edward Cabrera: 5 strikeouts in 5.0 IP)

“[2:24:44] I also had Jerks and Profar to hit a home run.”

Jurickson Profar went 0-for-4 with no extra-base hits and did not homer against Los Angeles (ESPN box score). (Jurickson Profar: 0-for-4, 0 HR)

“[2:28:28] Home run parlay here, Jake. [2:28:29] Who are we leading off with? [2:28:32] I'm going with William Contreras. [2:28:33] He's been awesome and has great history against Luis Ortiz. [2:28:36] William Contreras for Jake Tyler”

William Contreras went 1-for-4 with a single and did not homer against Pittsburgh (ESPN box score). (William Contreras: 0 HR)

“[2:22:15] I'm going Justin Steele over four and a half K's.”

Justin Steele struck out 3 in 4.0 innings against Philadelphia, below the 4.5-strikeout line (ESPN box score). (Justin Steele: 3 strikeouts in 4.0 IP)

“[2:27:14] three they face arizona again my bet for this game is gonna be Brice Turang to steal a base”

Brice Turang did not record a stolen base against Pittsburgh; only Willy Adames stole a base for Milwaukee (ESPN box score). (Brice Turang: 0 stolen bases)

“[2:30:54] Jake total seven and a half. Yeah, I'm going to be on the Mets here. I'm going to take the plus”

ATL 5, NYM 1 — Braves beat Mets 5-1, so the Mets moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“[2:38:57] and bryce miller i like their team total over three and a half i like alts over four and a half”

Houston scored only 1 run in its 6-1 loss to Seattle, staying under the 3.5 team total. (Astros team runs: 1)

“[2:38:57] and bryce miller i like their team total over three and a half i like alts over four and a half [2:39:01] and five and a half as well i'll take the blue jays on the money line just because chris bassett”

Houston scored only 1 run in its 6-1 loss to Seattle, staying under the 4.5 alternate team total. (Astros team runs: 1)

“[2:38:57] and bryce miller i like their team total over three and a half i like alts over four and a half [2:39:01] and five and a half as well i'll take the blue jays on the money line just because chris bassett”

Houston scored only 1 run in its 6-1 loss to Seattle, staying under the 5.5 alternate team total. (Astros team runs: 1)

“[2:39:01] and five and a half as well i'll take the blue jays on the money line just because chris bassett”

TOR 1, BOS 4 — Red Sox beat Blue Jays 4-1; Toronto's moneyline busts.

“[1:52:54] baseball bets though which i can bet on legally uh tigers first five money line i'm gonna keep [1:52:58] backing this team they just have something cooking and montero has been awesome especially in short [1:53:04] spurts he only goes like five six innings but he's been really good and the orioles still i know they [1:53:08] had a walk-off win yesterday they're still struggling at the plate so i'm gonna fade them [1:53:12] i'm gonna bet on the tigers in the first five i'll stick jonathan india over one and a half total”

Orioles led Tigers 5-0 through five innings, so the Tigers first-five moneyline lost. (After 5 innings: Orioles 5, Tigers 0)

“[1:53:26] It's time to fade Jose Barrios. [1:53:28] Rays team total over three and a half. [1:53:30] Alts over four and a half as well.”

TB 1, TOR 0 — Rays beat Blue Jays 1-0; Tampa Bay's team total of 1 run stays under 3.5.

“[1:53:30] Alts over four and a half as well. [1:53:32] Barrios much worse on the road than at home. [1:53:34] This Rays team has good history against him as well. [1:53:37] I'll take their team total overs.”

TB 1, TOR 0 — Rays beat Blue Jays 1-0; Tampa Bay's team total of 1 run stays under the 4.5 alternate.

“[1:53:38] I know you guys like the Phillies tonight. [1:53:40] I'm still going with the Mets. [1:53:41] I can't believe that they are dogs here. [1:53:43] It's just they have something going. [1:53:45] They have Mets magic for right now.”

NYM 2, PHI 12 — Phillies beat Mets 12-2; New York's moneyline busts.

“[1:54:01] Otto Lopez, Pablo's brother, over one and a half total bases. [1:54:04] He's been awesome lately. [1:54:06] 400, 444, 680 over the last two weeks.”

Otto Lopez went 1-for-4 with a single for 1 total base, under 1.5. (Otto Lopez: 1-for-4, 1 total base)

“[1:54:19] Rangers money line. [1:54:20] You're only paying minus one 20 for DeGrom. [1:54:23] Absolutely. [1:54:24] Against the Mariners team that can't hit. [1:54:26] Yes, please. [1:54:26] Rangers on the money line.”

TEX 2, SEA 8 — Mariners beat Rangers 8-2; Texas's moneyline busts.

“[1:54:28] Tyler's guy, Lawrence Butler over one and a half total basis. [1:54:30] Garrett Cole just hasn't been that great lately. [1:54:32] And Lawrence Butler has been awesome for like three months. [1:54:35] Butler over one and a half total basis. [1:54:37] The Butler did it.”

Lawrence Butler went 1-for-4 with a single for 1 total base, under 1.5. (Lawrence Butler: 1-for-4, 1 total base)

“[1:54:45] I'll pay the juice. [1:54:45] And then a couple of home runs that are not in the parlay. [1:54:48] Brandon Lau, Josh Lowe, Yandy Díaz, [1:54:51] a bunch of Rays who have good history against Jose Barrios, [1:54:53] who serves them up. [1:54:54] That is a tour de force performance.”

Brandon Lowe went 0-for-4 with no home runs against Toronto. (Brandon Lowe: 0 home runs)

“[1:54:45] I'll pay the juice. [1:54:45] And then a couple of home runs that are not in the parlay. [1:54:48] Brandon Lau, Josh Lowe, Yandy Díaz, [1:54:51] a bunch of Rays who have good history against Jose Barrios, [1:54:53] who serves them up. [1:54:54] That is a tour de force performance.”

Josh Lowe had no home runs against Toronto. (Josh Lowe: 0 home runs)

“[1:54:45] I'll pay the juice. [1:54:45] And then a couple of home runs that are not in the parlay. [1:54:48] Brandon Lau, Josh Lowe, Yandy Díaz, [1:54:51] a bunch of Rays who have good history against Jose Barrios, [1:54:53] who serves them up. [1:54:54] That is a tour de force performance.”

Yandy Diaz had no home runs against Toronto. (Yandy Diaz: 0 home runs)

“[2:36:18] Then the Padres in the series for my lungs All right For tonight Yandy Diaz over one and a half total basis He been awesome lately Three 68 four 15 five 26 in the last two weeks and really good history versus Brian Bayo five for 10 with a couple of doubles I will actually take the Mets on the”

Yandy Diaz went 1-for-3 with one total base against Boston (ESPN box score), below 1.5. (Yandy Diaz: 1-for-3, 1 total base)

“[2:36:47] Also run back Jordan Walker over one and a half total bases had another [2:36:51] double last night. [2:36:52] I think he figured something out. [2:36:53] A guy who was miserable, but was once a top prospect. [2:36:56] I think something clicked here. [2:36:57] Ortiz gives up a ton of hard contact, a ton of barrels. [2:37:00] I'll go Walker over one and a half total bases.”

Jordan Walker went 0-for-4 with zero total bases against the Cardinals pitching staff (ESPN box score), below 1.5. (Jordan Walker: 0-for-4, 0 total bases)

“[2:41:49] Altuve is out a lineup spot. [2:41:51] He's out of the lineup. [2:41:52] So now we have a replacement spot. [2:41:53] So, Noel Altuve, who are you adding to the home run parlay? [2:41:57] I will take the replacement spot and lean into the champagne spot. [2:42:00] I'll go with Corbin Carroll.”

Corbin Carroll went 0-for-5 with no home runs against Milwaukee (ESPN box score). (Corbin Carroll: 0-for-5, 0 home runs)

“[2:25:43] other side jacob junas has been awesome for the reds jose ramirez over one and a half total bases [2:25:48] has been absolutely on fire. [2:25:50] It's chasing 40-40, which is insane. [2:25:52] So to still get plus 110 at MGM, the sportsbook born in Vegas, [2:25:56] for Jose Ramirez, over one and a half total bases.”

Jose Ramirez went 1-for-4 with one total base (ESPN box score), below the 1.5 line. (Jose Ramirez: 1-for-4, 1 total base)

“[2:27:24] Okay, home run parlay locked and loaded for tonight. [2:27:26] Last night, two for four. [2:27:27] That's a loser. [2:27:28] We need Ben MGM to have like the second chance promotion [2:27:31] for the home run parlay. [2:27:32] Go two for four, get your money back. [2:27:33] We'll work on that. [2:27:34] Jake, who is your addition tonight to the home run parlay? [2:27:37] I'm going with Jose Altuve, especially at the price, [2:27:40] especially after Sockgate yesterday. [2:27:42] and he has really good history, two home runs against Cease. [2:27:45] So I'm going with Jose Altuve.”

Jose Altuve went 0-for-4 with no home runs against the Padres (ESPN box score). (Jose Altuve: 0-for-4, 0 home runs)

“[2:25:06] I'm going to run back Connor Norvey over one and a half total bases. [2:25:09] Knack is whatever. [2:25:10] He doesn't go deep in the game. [2:25:12] So then you get the Dodgers bullpen, which has been very up and down.”

Connor Norby went 1-for-4 with one total base against the Marlins pitching staff (ESPN box score), below 1.5. (Connor Norby: 1-for-4, 1 total base)

“[2:26:00] Philly's money line plus money with Aaron Nola, [2:26:02] who has good history against his Brewers team. [2:26:04] Really like that.”

MIL 2, PHI 1 — Milwaukee beat Philadelphia 2-1 (ESPN), so the Phillies moneyline busts.

“[2:26:14] And then adjuster funsies that is not in the parlay. [2:26:17] I'm running back Christian Walker. [2:26:19] He's awesome right now and has really good history versus Gomber.”

Christian Walker went 1-for-4 with no home runs against the Rockies (ESPN box score). (Christian Walker: 1-for-4, 0 home runs)

“[2:24:09] And as such, we go to Baltimore and San Francisco. [2:24:13] The Giants have won five straight Blake Snell starts. [2:24:16] The Orioles are three and seven in their last ten. [2:24:19] You know who's due for a loss? [2:24:21] The San Francisco Giants and Blake Snell at night. [2:24:23] We're taking the Orioles on the money line with big L on the mound for the [2:24:27] birds. [2:24:28] We're taking the Orioles to go against Blake smell. [2:24:31] We're going down with the ship Orioles money line.”

BAL 0-SF 10 — Giants beat Orioles 10-0; Baltimore Orioles moneyline busts.

“[2:25:37] And the just-for-funsies home run play of the day that is not for the parlay, this is my Tuesday pick. [2:25:42] At 10-1, give me Whit Merrifield. It's been exactly one month since his last home run. [2:25:47] He has seen Brandon Williamson of the Cincinnati Reds before. [2:25:50] He's a career .308 hitter when he plays at Great American Ballpark. [2:25:53] And as we know, that park is a launching pad. [2:25:56] Whit Merrifield, 10-1.”

Whit Merrifield went 0-for-4 with no home run for Atlanta against Cincinnati. (Whit Merrifield: 0-for-4, 0 home runs)

“[2:37:33] We'll also go Eugenio Suarez over one and a half total bases.”

Eugenio Suarez went 0-for-3 with 0 total bases against Colorado, below 1.5. (Eugenio Suarez: 0-for-3, 0 total bases)

“[2:37:55] First Phillies Brewers, Aaron Savali stinks. [2:37:58] He's been better as a brewer and he's decent at Miller park, but this Phillies team is [2:38:02] just flat out better than the Brewers. [2:38:04] I'll take them on the money line.”

MIL 6-PHI 2 — Brewers beat Phillies 6-2; Philadelphia Phillies moneyline busts.

“[2:38:05] I also don't understand why the Astros are dogs to the Padres. [2:38:09] You Darvish is still very much shaking off the rust after his extended time away from [2:38:13] the team. [2:38:14] He has looked just fine to honestly pretty bad. [2:38:17] if we're not being generous in his first couple of starts [2:38:19] since he's rejoined the team. [2:38:21] And the Astros are playing really well. [2:38:22] They're on a four-game win streak right now, [2:38:24] like the Astros on the money line.”

SD 3-HOU 1 — Padres beat Astros 3-1; Houston Astros moneyline busts.

“[2:38:25] I'll take the Braves on the money line.”

ATL 0-LAD 9 — Dodgers shut out the Braves 9-0; Atlanta Braves moneyline busts.

“[2:42:44] All right. [2:42:44] Home run parlay for tonight. [2:42:45] First up is Jake, then Tyler, Femi, and myself. [2:42:47] Let's get the four box up guys. [2:42:50] I'm going to go with somebody who I already mentioned. [2:42:53] I'm going to go with Eugenio Suarez.”

Eugenio Suarez went 0-for-3 with no home runs against Colorado. (Eugenio Suarez: 0 home runs)

“[34:13] I mean, first and foremost, we have to run it back with the Rangers and the Mariners. [34:17] Welcome back, Jacob DeGrom. [34:19] Line is set at six and a half for his strikeouts. [34:21] I mean, Kamal Rocker got seven in four innings last night. [34:24] So DeGrom probably going to be about that same 75 pitch five inning mark, but he's not [34:30] going to make the same rookie mistakes. [34:31] Literally that Kamar Rocker made. [34:33] I think the Mariners are in for a very bad time. [34:35] No, I like over six and a half K's for DeGrom. [34:38] I'll play the ladders as well there. [34:40] I'll take the Cardinals as a dog on the money line.”

Mariners 5, Rangers 4 — Jacob deGrom struck out 4 batters in his return start against Seattle, staying under 6.5 (ESPN box score). (Jacob deGrom: 4 strikeouts)

“[34:40] I'll take the Cardinals as a dog on the money line. [34:42] Kevin Gaussman has been absolutely atrocious when he's at home. [34:45] Don't get me wrong. [34:46] This Cardinals team is terrible, but I like them in the spot fading Gaussman. [34:50] Can anyone explain to me why the Pirates are favored over the Royals?”

Blue Jays 4, Cardinals 3 — Toronto beat St. Louis 4-3 in 11 innings, so the Cardinals moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“[35:04] This is a good old-fashioned WTF. [35:06] I was like DJ Herz over six and a half Ks against those same Marlins. [35:10] They are terrible against left-handed pitching. [35:12] The only team worse is the White Sox. [35:14] They strike out a ton. [35:15] I like Herz over six and a half Ks against the Marlins tonight. [35:18] I'll take the Dodgers on the money line as a pick.”

Nationals 4, Marlins 1 — DJ Herz struck out 5 batters against Miami, staying under 6.5 (ESPN box score). (DJ Herz: 5 strikeouts)

“[35:18] I'll take the Dodgers on the money line as a pick. [35:20] Shohei Otani, I think, is in for a huge series this weekend. [35:24] Against the Braves, he had a huge series against them earlier this year. [35:27] I kind of think he hits the 50-50 this weekend. [35:30] So I'll take the Dodgers on the money line. [35:31] I'll also back Dylan Cease.”

Braves 6, Dodgers 2 — Atlanta beat Los Angeles 6-2, so the Dodgers moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“[39:17] Jake, you're up first. [39:18] What is your submission to the home run parlay? [39:21] Alluded to it earlier. [39:22] It's square. [39:23] It's lame. [39:24] But I'm going with Otani tonight. [39:26] I know Schwellenbach's pitched well, but Otani in his last series against the Braves had three home runs in that series. [39:32] He's pushing for that 50-50. [39:33] I think he gets it by Monday. [39:35] I'm going with Otani.”

Braves 6, Dodgers 2 — Shohei Ohtani went 0-for-4 with no home run against Atlanta (ESPN box score). (Shohei Ohtani: 0 home runs)

“[2:37:00] Also going to Gavin Williams over six and a half K's that's plus money against a raised [2:37:04] team that is striking out third most in baseball in the second half. [2:37:08] William strikes out almost 12 guys per nine innings when he's at home. [2:37:11] It's the day we've been waiting for all week.”

Gavin Williams struck out 5 batters against Tampa Bay, staying under his 6.5 strikeout line (ESPN box score). (Gavin Williams: 5 strikeouts)

“[2:37:36] tonight love the matchup over five and a half k's and the ladders i was like over seven and a half [2:37:40] in milwaukee and san francisco two terrible pitchers it's just way too low of a number [2:37:44] harold and kumar go to white castle like very underrated comedy right like a really great”

Brewers 3, Giants 0 — Milwaukee beat San Francisco 3-0; the 3-run total stayed under the 7.5 over (ESPN box score).

“[2:41:43] Jake the Snake, first up is you here. [2:41:47] they talk like yoda for the home run parlay or like tyler i'm gonna go with matt chapman he is [2:41:53] two for eight in his career against frankie montes who is god awful including with a double [2:41:59] and matt chapman two home runs in his last three games a 958 ops over the last two weeks [2:42:03] love the spot for him hashtag spot all right so matt chapman with the hashtag spot tyler who do”

Matt Chapman did not homer as San Francisco was shut out 3-0 by Milwaukee (ESPN box score). (Matt Chapman: 0 home runs)

“[2:48:28] All right, game bets first, then the home run parlay. [2:48:30] Jake the Snake, first word to you. [2:48:32] Royals-Yankees over eight. [2:48:34] Going back to that, Luis Hill prone to blowups. [2:48:36] Cole Reagan's a lefty. [2:48:37] The Yankees are still very good against left-handed pitching. [2:48:40] Dylan Cruz over one and a half total bases.”

NYY 4, KC 3 — Yankees beat the Royals 4-3 in 11 innings (7 combined runs), under the over 8 total (ESPN box score).

“[2:48:48] Padres on the money line, going to go against Brian Wu. [2:48:50] Michael King and the Padres are just a better team. [2:48:52] The Mariners can't hit. [2:48:53] And I'm running back Cubs, Dodgers over.”

SEA 5, SD 2 — Mariners beat the Padres 5-2; Padres moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

“[2:51:08] i'm gonna do my best dick i'm gonna go with brent rooker barely know her he has played [2:51:13] awesome this year goes against hunter brown who serves him up rooker's four for 11 in his career [2:51:18] against Hunter Brown, so I will go with him tonight to hit a home run. [2:51:21] All right, so Brent Brooker, Jake barely knows her for the Oakland Athletics. [2:51:25] First up in the home run parlay.”

Brent Rooker went 2-for-5 with no home run against Houston; Kyle McCann hit the game's only home run (ESPN box score). (Brent Rooker: 0 home runs (2-for-5))

“with the nationals on the money line tonight against the braves this braves team stinks baby”

ATL 12, WSH 0 — Braves routed the Nationals 12-0; Nationals moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

“seem a little contradictory, but I do like Lopez over five and a half K's still as well. So”

Reynaldo López was pulled after 1.0 inning (shoulder injury) with 3 strikeouts, well under the 5.5 line; busts (ESPN box score). (Reynaldo López: 1.0 IP, 3 K)

“half total bases. I'll go Mets team total over four and a half. I can't believe we're getting”

TOR 6, NYM 2 — Mets scored only 2 runs in their 6-2 loss to Toronto, under the 4.5 team total (ESPN box score).

“So louder over three and a half Ks Reds on the first five money line as well.”

Rhett Lowder struck out 3 over 5.0 innings against St. Louis, under the 3.5 line; busts (ESPN box score). (Rhett Lowder: 5.0 IP, 3 K)

“I mean, we have to bet Judge, right? It's plus 290. It's 3-1.”

Aaron Judge did not homer; Tommy Pham hit the game's only home run in the Royals' 5-0 win over New York (ESPN box score). (Aaron Judge: 0 home runs)

“I also like Joey Bart. He hit one yesterday.”

Joey Bart did not homer; Andrew McCutchen hit the game's only home run in Pittsburgh's 6-4 win over Miami (ESPN box score). (Joey Bart: 0 home runs)

“He's better than 6-1 out there. Cutter Crawford loves to give up a home run. He's serving him up. And Adley Rutschman, two home runs in his career versus Cutter Crawford. So Daddy Rutschman will be my submission to the home run parlay on a Tuesday.”

Adley Rutschman did not homer (he had a two-run single); Cedric Mullins hit both Orioles home runs in the 5-3 win over Boston (ESPN box score). (Adley Rutschman: 0 home runs)

“[2:37:08] The other ones, I like Soto over one and a half total bases and Austin Wells. [2:37:12] Same thing. [2:37:13] Just a fade of Brady Singer. [2:37:14] They both have good history against him and he's bad on the road. [2:37:17] So I like Soto and Wells over one and a half total bases. [2:37:20] I also like Cedric Mullins over one and a half total bases. [2:37:22] Four for nine in his career versus Bayo is crushing lately. [2:37:25] 316, 435, 500 over the last two weeks. [2:37:29] I'm going to go back to somebody I've been backing the last couple weeks. [2:37:32] David Festa over six and a half Ks. [2:37:33] Gets an Angels team that strikes out a ton, 11th most in baseball in the second half. [2:37:37] He's been pitching really well. [2:37:39] He's hit this in his last two starts. [2:37:40] I like the over for Festa in case.”

Juan Soto had one hit for one total base against Kansas City, short of the 1.5 line (ESPN box score). (Juan Soto: 1 total base)

“[2:37:08] The other ones, I like Soto over one and a half total bases and Austin Wells. [2:37:12] Same thing. [2:37:13] Just a fade of Brady Singer. [2:37:14] They both have good history against him and he's bad on the road. [2:37:17] So I like Soto and Wells over one and a half total bases. [2:37:20] I also like Cedric Mullins over one and a half total bases. [2:37:22] Four for nine in his career versus Bayo is crushing lately. [2:37:25] 316, 435, 500 over the last two weeks. [2:37:29] I'm going to go back to somebody I've been backing the last couple weeks. [2:37:32] David Festa over six and a half Ks. [2:37:33] Gets an Angels team that strikes out a ton, 11th most in baseball in the second half. [2:37:37] He's been pitching really well. [2:37:39] He's hit this in his last two starts. [2:37:40] I like the over for Festa in case.”

Cedric Mullins went 0-for-2 with no hits against Boston, recording zero total bases against the 1.5 line (ESPN box score). (Cedric Mullins: 0 total bases)

“[2:37:08] The other ones, I like Soto over one and a half total bases and Austin Wells. [2:37:12] Same thing. [2:37:13] Just a fade of Brady Singer. [2:37:14] They both have good history against him and he's bad on the road. [2:37:17] So I like Soto and Wells over one and a half total bases. [2:37:20] I also like Cedric Mullins over one and a half total bases. [2:37:22] Four for nine in his career versus Bayo is crushing lately. [2:37:25] 316, 435, 500 over the last two weeks. [2:37:29] I'm going to go back to somebody I've been backing the last couple weeks. [2:37:32] David Festa over six and a half Ks. [2:37:33] Gets an Angels team that strikes out a ton, 11th most in baseball in the second half. [2:37:37] He's been pitching really well. [2:37:39] He's hit this in his last two starts. [2:37:40] I like the over for Festa in case.”

David Festa struck out 4 over 4.0 innings against the Angels, short of the 6.5 line (ESPN box score). (David Festa: 4 strikeouts)

“[2:40:10] All right, let's build the old home run parlay for tonight, [2:40:12] starting with Jake the Snake-A-Son. [2:40:14] Also, Femi, Valente actually a bozo was right there for you as a layup. [2:40:18] Yeah, it was. [2:40:20] Also, when Femi said, like, see you later, [2:40:21] You could have gone with Chow for the Italian. [2:40:23] I could have done that. [2:40:23] Yeah, for the Italy. [2:40:24] I could have done that. [2:40:25] No, whatever. [2:40:25] We'll just hit the home run parlay and I'll do it well. [2:40:29] So for my entry into the parlay, I'm going to go Dansby Swanson. [2:40:32] He's plus 575 at MGM. [2:40:34] Really good history against Walker Buehler, hitting 294 against him. [2:40:38] And over the last couple of weeks, 341, 426, 81. [2:40:41] So I'll go with Dansby Swanson. [2:40:42] All right, Dansby Swanson for Jake.”

Dansby Swanson went 1-for-5 with no home runs against the Dodgers (ESPN box score). (Dansby Swanson: 0 home runs)

“[2:58] Who is Utah playing? [2:59] Why do you like them? [3:01] They just impressed me last week. [3:02] And I think cam rising is awesome. [3:03] So I just think they're gonna put up a ton of points. [3:05] Okay. [3:07] Didn't say who they're playing. [3:08] Jake, [3:08] Jake, [3:08] do you know who they're playing or you just want to like bet Utah? [3:11] No, [3:12] I do know how they're playing. [3:13] I wrote, [3:13] I just don't have the top of my head. [3:14] I wrote down. [3:16] They're playing. [3:16] No, [3:17] I didn't write down. [3:17] Okay, [3:18] cool. [3:18] they're 15 okay that's the compares it's not not saturday it's an awesome last 15 seconds uh okay”

Utah 23, Baylor 12 — Utah beat Baylor 23-12, an 11-point margin that fell short of Utah's -15 spread (ESPN box score).

“[39:02] betmgm the sportsbook born in vegas baseball bets first first up jake the snake is on [39:07] hello first up rocky's first five money line i like ryan feltner on the road i also want to [39:13] take jackson truio to hit a home run in that game that will not be my entry into the parlay i like DJ Herz over five and a half k plus money i also like arizona and houston over seven and a half And I also like St Louis on the money line Michael King over seven and a half Ks and ladders in that game All right So those are Jake baseball bets for tonight”

Milwaukee led Colorado 1-0 after five innings (Brewers scored in the 2nd); Rockies first-five moneyline loses (ESPN box score). (After five innings: Rockies 0, Brewers 1)

“[39:07] hello first up rocky's first five money line i like ryan feltner on the road i also want to [39:13] take jackson truio to hit a home run in that game that will not be my entry into the parlay i like DJ Herz over five and a half k plus money i also like arizona and houston over seven and a half And I also like St Louis on the money line Michael King over seven and a half Ks and ladders in that game All right So those are Jake baseball bets for tonight”

Jackson Chourio went 0-for-2 with two walks and did not homer against Colorado (ESPN box score). (Jackson Chourio: 0 home runs)

“[39:13] take jackson truio to hit a home run in that game that will not be my entry into the parlay i like DJ Herz over five and a half k plus money i also like arizona and houston over seven and a half And I also like St Louis on the money line Michael King over seven and a half Ks and ladders in that game All right So those are Jake baseball bets for tonight”

DJ Herz struck out five over five hitless innings in the Sept 7 doubleheader opener, short of the 5.5 line (ESPN box score). (DJ Herz: 5 strikeouts)

“And I also like St Louis on the money line”

STL 1, SEA 6 — Seattle beat St. Louis 6-1; Cardinals moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

“[2:35:19] Got a good old-fashioned WTF for you. [2:35:21] Wrong team favored. [2:35:22] I think the Nats should be favored against the Pirates tonight. [2:35:24] I think that's wrong. [2:35:26] Jake Irvin's been better on the road. [2:35:27] Bailey Falter is absolutely atrocious. [2:35:29] I like the Nats a lot. [2:35:31] I like their lineup a lot. [2:35:32] So I'll take them on the money line. [2:35:33] I also like Ranger Suárez over five and a half K's gone over this in four of his last five starts. [2:35:38] Hasn't been pitching great, but get to Miami team. [2:35:40] That is awful against lefties. [2:35:42] He's already got one start against them this year where he has nine K's in Miami. [2:35:45] So I'll run that back to. [2:35:46] All right.”

9-4 — Pittsburgh beat Washington 9-4, so the Nationals moneyline lost (ESPN box score).

“[2:35:33] I also like Ranger Suárez over five and a half K's gone over this in four of his last five starts.”

Ranger Suárez struck out 4 over 5 scoreless innings against Miami, under the 5.5 line (ESPN box score). (Ranger Suárez: 4 strikeouts)

“[2:48] I like Spencer Arrogetti over five and a half K's against the Cincinnati team that has the [2:53] seventh highest K rate at home this year and the 11th highest K rate in the second half. [2:57] Arrogetti's gone over five and a half and five of his last six starts. [3:00] I like his ladders too. [3:01] A little sprinkle on him to get nine or 10 is like six and seven to one. [3:05] So I like Arrogetti to get a lot of strikeouts in Cincinnati tonight. [3:08] And I like the A's team total over three and a half.”

Spencer Arrighetti was pulled after 0.2 innings against Cincinnati with 0 strikeouts, well under the 5.5 line (ESPN box score). (Spencer Arrighetti: 0.2 IP, 0 K)

“[3:05] So I like Arrogetti to get a lot of strikeouts in Cincinnati tonight. [3:08] And I like the A's team total over three and a half. [3:11] This is plus money this morning. [3:13] George Kirby is not nearly as good on the road as he is at home. [3:16] That basically goes for all of Seattle's pitchers. [3:18] But also, it's just nobody paying attention to how good the A's have been since the break. [3:22] Since the break, the A's have the second-best record in the American League. [3:26] They also have one of the better offenses, six-best by way to Reds Creative Plus. [3:30] And they're exactly .500 when they play at home, which is a big improvement from on the road. [3:34] So, I like the A's team total over three and a half tonight. [3:37] All right, rolling with the A's.”

SEA 16, OAK 3 — Athletics scored 3 runs in a 16-3 loss to Seattle, staying under the 3.5 team total (ESPN box score).

“[2:06:12] I'm going a contrarian over Cubs and Pirates over seven and a half. [2:06:17] It's plus money to the over. [2:06:18] It's skeins. [2:06:18] It's keeping the number low, [2:06:19] but the corpse of Kyle Hendricks is going out there. [2:06:23] Once again, [2:06:23] this is elder abuse that they keep trotting him out there. [2:06:26] It's insane. [2:06:27] The man is 93. [2:06:28] Let him retire. [2:06:30] Also skeins just has not been as good. [2:06:32] This is fourth time seeing the Cubs. [2:06:34] I just don't see this going super well. [2:06:36] So over seven and a half and that game Brewers first five run line, [2:06:39] Aaron Savali has a one four five ERA when he's at Miller Park this year. [2:06:43] Steven Matz is coming off the injured list. [2:06:45] No idea what this is going to be. [2:06:46] He's been out since April like the brew crew on the first five run line. [2:06:50] I just going to keep going down with this ship Femi I don know what the Royals are doing to us Six straight losses It driving me insane Just oh my God But I still going to play them on the money line tonight [2:07:01] Brady Singer's been awesome when he pitches in Kansas City. [2:07:03] The Royals just touched up Tanner Bybee for four runs in his last start against them last week. [2:07:08] And Diamondbacks on the money line. [2:07:09] Ryan Nelson has figured something out. [2:07:11] And this Giants team is so exceptionally mid. [2:07:13] It's got to back my Diamondbacks.”

Pirates 5, Cubs 0 — Pittsburgh shut out Chicago 5-0 on Sept 3, 2024; the combined 5 runs stay under 7.5 (ESPN box score).

“[2:06:36] So over seven and a half and that game Brewers first five run line, [2:06:39] Aaron Savali has a one four five ERA when he's at Miller Park this year. [2:06:43] Steven Matz is coming off the injured list. [2:06:45] No idea what this is going to be. [2:06:46] He's been out since April like the brew crew on the first five run line. [2:06:50] I just going to keep going down with this ship Femi I don know what the Royals are doing to us Six straight losses It driving me insane Just oh my God But I still going to play them on the money line tonight [2:07:01] Brady Singer's been awesome when he pitches in Kansas City. [2:07:03] The Royals just touched up Tanner Bybee for four runs in his last start against them last week. [2:07:08] And Diamondbacks on the money line. [2:07:09] Ryan Nelson has figured something out. [2:07:11] And this Giants team is so exceptionally mid. [2:07:13] It's got to back my Diamondbacks. [2:07:15] All right. [2:07:15] So, Jake, with about 19 bets for tonight. [2:07:17] I'll go oppo, Jake, on a couple games when I give my bets in a second year. [2:07:20] But first, Tyler Morales with the total bet for tonight in baseball. [2:07:24] Yes, the Shohei Otani Bowl. [2:07:27] Angels versus Dodgers, like over nine and a half. [2:07:29] It's Reed Detmers and Walker Buehler pitch. [2:07:31] We got bad pitchers. [2:07:33] Detmers crushes in the minors. [2:07:34] He goes to the majors and just gets shelled. [2:07:36] Dodgers offense has been like on fire. [2:07:37] They destroyed the Diamondbacks offensively. [2:07:40] And it's outstanding hitting weather.”

First five: Brewers 3, Cardinals 3 (final, 12 innings: Cardinals 7, Brewers 4) — Milwaukee and St. Louis were tied 3-3 through five innings on Sept 3, 2024, so the Brewers did not win by the required half-run and the first-five -0.5 busts (ESPN box score).

“[2:06:50] I just going to keep going down with this ship Femi I don know what the Royals are doing to us Six straight losses It driving me insane Just oh my God But I still going to play them on the money line tonight [2:07:01] Brady Singer's been awesome when he pitches in Kansas City. [2:07:03] The Royals just touched up Tanner Bybee for four runs in his last start against them last week. [2:07:08] And Diamondbacks on the money line. [2:07:09] Ryan Nelson has figured something out. [2:07:11] And this Giants team is so exceptionally mid. [2:07:13] It's got to back my Diamondbacks. [2:07:15] All right. [2:07:15] So, Jake, with about 19 bets for tonight. [2:07:17] I'll go oppo, Jake, on a couple games when I give my bets in a second year. [2:07:20] But first, Tyler Morales with the total bet for tonight in baseball. [2:07:24] Yes, the Shohei Otani Bowl. [2:07:27] Angels versus Dodgers, like over nine and a half. [2:07:29] It's Reed Detmers and Walker Buehler pitch. [2:07:31] We got bad pitchers. [2:07:33] Detmers crushes in the minors. [2:07:34] He goes to the majors and just gets shelled. [2:07:36] Dodgers offense has been like on fire. [2:07:37] They destroyed the Diamondbacks offensively. [2:07:40] And it's outstanding hitting weather. [2:07:41] Like we got 10 mile per hour winds going to the outfield. [2:07:44] I mean, you want your weather forecast? [2:07:46] Like this is the game. [2:07:47] And I think that there's going to be a ton of runs. [2:07:48] This is like a really good home run game as well.”

Guardians 7, Royals 1 — Cleveland beat Kansas City 7-1 on Sept 3, 2024; the Royals lost outright on the moneyline (ESPN box score).

“[2:37:40] I'm going to go different, contrarian, Jordan Love. [2:37:43] Did you guys win the kickball championship on Thursday night? [2:37:47] Oh, buddy, it was a whole thing. [2:37:49] No, nope, lost in extra innings, got walked off on one to nothing. [2:37:54] Thanks for that. [2:37:54] Appreciate it. [2:37:55] Yeah, I saw that on his Instagram, but he said denied happiness. [2:37:59] I was like, you know what, let's bring this up. [2:38:01] Femi, offensive player of the year this year in the NFL. [2:38:03] typically this goes to a star on one of the i guess season defining offenses i'm high on the [2:38:09] miami dolphins offense i think this is the year that tyree hill finally wins it once again [2:38:13] not very sexy but he's just the best receiver in football my my by uh by my estimation and [2:38:19] i think that tyree kill at plus 750 is a good look here so i think he ultimately wins this award [2:38:23] because they're gonna put up a lot of numbers down there in south yeah you better you bet you're home [2:38:27] for chalk uh tyler uh if you say christian mccaffrey we might have to like cancel the show a half an [2:38:31] hour early. Never. No, no. [2:38:33] This is actually my favorite future bet, I think, that's available [2:38:35] on the board next to Jalen Mill Road to win the Heisman. [2:38:37] I love Amon Ross St. [2:38:39] Brown this year. I think he's going to put up monster numbers. [2:38:42] I think the Lions [2:38:44] are going to be the number one seed, in my [2:38:45] opinion, in the NFC. I think they have to get [2:38:47] an award. If they're not going to get Jared Goff, Amon [2:38:49] Ross St. Brown is set up for a monster year with”

Josh Allen won the 2024 AP NFL Most Valuable Player award; Jordan Love did not win (Wikipedia NFL MVP Award). (2024 AP NFL MVP: Josh Allen)

“[2:39:01] Yeah, all the reasons he said, everything that Tyler just said was basically what I was going to say. [2:39:06] The inside factor, probably a top two seed in the NFC. [2:39:09] Not going to give it to Jared Goff. [2:39:11] Got to reward this team somehow. [2:39:12] I think it's going to be with Amon-Ra St. Brown [2:39:14] I will go a little bit off the beaten path here. [2:39:18] I think that this team has a chance to win a ton of regular season games. [2:39:22] I don't think the quarterback will win MVP. [2:39:24] The coach will never win coach of the year. [2:39:26] And I don't think they have a great candidate for defensive player of the year. [2:39:29] So I think they have to win an award based on what I think the regular season record will be. [2:39:33] So I think it's here. [2:39:35] Give me Garrett Wilson of the New York Jets at 30 to 1. [2:39:38] Catching a ton of passes all season long from Aaron Rodgers. [2:39:42] Garrett Wilson at 30 to 1. [2:39:44] Let's quickly do defensive player of the year, which is like probably one of the top three pass rushers on the board. [2:39:48] I guess you could go somewhere else if you wanted to. [2:39:50] Femi, you want to go somewhere else or you're going to go with one of the top three? [2:39:53] I'll be going somewhere else after being a chalk eater for MVP and offensive player of the year. [2:39:57] I'm actually going to go right back to the team that you like, Nick, and that's gang green, the New York Jets. [2:40:02] I'm going to go with Quinnen Williams to win defensive player of the year. [2:40:05] Typically, you have to be one of those all pro caliber guys. [2:40:08] He's been a first team all pro in his career. [2:40:11] And also the fact that the Jets offense is now competent. [2:40:13] I think that's going to give him more pass rush opportunities.”

Saquon Barkley won the 2024 AP NFL Offensive Player of the Year award; Amon-Ra St. Brown did not win (Wikipedia AP NFL Offensive Player of the Year Award). (2024 AP NFL OPOY: Saquon Barkley)

“[2:40:52] he was mad last year whatever the weird tweet so narrative motivated wants it is going to make a [2:40:57] case to actually just go and get it and make sure nobody else can question it on uh on our video [2:41:02] screen here we have like his full name instead of i didn't know his name was trent jordan watt i [2:41:06] think i like tj a lot better i'll go i'll go off the beaten path here also because i think this team [2:41:12] i don't know if they're going to win their own division but i do think they're going to win a [2:41:15] lot of regular season games this year starting on Sunday on the road in Miami 17 and a half sacks [2:41:24] last year the newly minted Naheem's brother Josh Allen Hines for your Jack the real Josh Allen [2:41:32] Josh Allen Hines by the way did you guys know Josh Allen one sack Josh Allen just uh ask Scott [2:41:37] Hanson he'd love to tell you Josh Allen 30 to 1 defensive player of the year let's quickly roll [2:41:43] through the rest of your offensive rookie Femi I'm gonna go with Jayden Daniels I think he is [2:41:48] gonna have an outstanding season for the Washington Commanders and I think they're gonna make a push [2:41:51] towards making the playoffs that's gonna give him the nod in this over someone like Caleb Williams [2:41:55] Tyler Morales we know how I feel about this Caleb Williams I think this is a once in a generation [2:42:01] guy I think this is a guy that's capable of leading some team to a playoffs in their first [2:42:04] year I think he's gonna put up monster numbers Caleb Williams is my pick Pat Buchanan just [2:42:09] kidding jake hasan offensive rookie i tried to not let my bias play into this i went with caleb i [2:42:14] just mostly trying to manifest that he's awesome all right i guess i'm the one that's going off [2:42:18] the beaten path here i can't wait to see how it ends up um listen five and a half receptions this [2:42:24] is number on sunday he's going to go over that in the first 30 minutes of the game the price is still [2:42:28] crazy it's malik neighbors it's probably not it's actually probably jayden daniels or caleb williams [2:42:33] maybe bo nicks but uh just for this because i bet this also because i think the number is crazy [2:42:38] Malik Neighbors, 14-1 [2:42:40] Offensive rookie [2:42:41] Does anyone want to make the case for someone for defensive rookie of the year? [2:42:44] Do we want to skip this one because it feels like a total crapshoot?”

Patrick Surtain II won the 2024 AP NFL Defensive Player of the Year award; T.J. Watt did not win (Wikipedia AP NFL Defensive Player of the Year Award). (2024 AP NFL DPOY: Patrick Surtain II)

“[2:42:09] kidding jake hasan offensive rookie i tried to not let my bias play into this i went with caleb i [2:42:14] just mostly trying to manifest that he's awesome all right i guess i'm the one that's going off [2:42:18] the beaten path here i can't wait to see how it ends up um listen five and a half receptions this [2:42:24] is number on sunday he's going to go over that in the first 30 minutes of the game the price is still [2:42:28] crazy it's malik neighbors it's probably not it's actually probably jayden daniels or caleb williams [2:42:33] maybe bo nicks but uh just for this because i bet this also because i think the number is crazy [2:42:38] Malik Neighbors, 14-1 [2:42:40] Offensive rookie [2:42:41] Does anyone want to make the case for someone for defensive rookie of the year? [2:42:44] Do we want to skip this one because it feels like a total crapshoot? [2:42:47] Tyler, defensive rookie [2:42:48] Make a case? [2:42:49] Yeah, I don't like the defensive ends this year to be honest [2:42:52] Three corners have won in the last nine years [2:42:54] So not often [2:42:55] Vic Fangio said Quinyon Mitchell is going to play every single snap for this defense [2:42:59] And the way they're hyping this guy [2:43:01] I've never seen from a rookie on the Eagles [2:43:03] Which is pretty insane [2:43:04] So Quinyon Mitchell is my pick [2:43:05] Femi? [2:43:07] I'm going to go with Byron Murphy II of the Seattle Seahawks. [2:43:10] A lot of evaluators actually thought he was the best defensive player in this draft. [2:43:14] And the John Schneider was absolutely giddy that he fell to them in the team. [2:43:18] So Byron Murphy II is this new centerpiece of Mike McDonald's defense.”

Jayden Daniels won the 2024 AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year award; Caleb Williams did not win (Wikipedia AP NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year Award). (2024 AP NFL OROY: Jayden Daniels)

“[2:48:03] Jake, 10 seconds, comeback player of the year. [2:48:06] Yeah, I'm also going Rodgers. [2:48:08] I like Rodgers too. [2:48:10] I will say if I had to go outside of Rodgers, [2:48:12] I think it's going to be, [2:48:13] and I'm curious what Brad thinks about this, [2:48:15] and I'm sure he'll talk about this all week this week on the show, [2:48:18] is getting you set for fantasy, prop betting, et cetera. [2:48:20] I think J.K. Dobbins will emerge as the Chargers' number one running back this year. [2:48:25] Not Gus Edwards, not the rookie Kamani Vidal. [2:48:28] Dobbins is 20-1. [2:48:29] Just saying. [2:48:30] J.K. Dobbins, 20-1, comeback player of the year. [2:48:33] But also, give me Aaron Rodgers to win this award. [2:48:36] Okay. [2:48:37] Now, we will cross streams. [2:48:39] Then we'll bring on Brad. [2:48:40] Then we'll take the social submissions for favorite award bet. [2:48:44] This is what we like to do. [2:48:45] Men like to sit around before they watch sports and cross streams together. [2:48:48] So this is the game that we will have on our television tonight. [2:48:51] Tyler, add your stream to the mix first here. [2:48:54] Tyler, what will you be watching tonight in the Morales household? [2:48:57] Yes, Dodgers-Angels, because I think there's going to be a million home runs. [2:49:00] So I'm going to be watching that.”

Joe Burrow won the 2024 AP NFL Comeback Player of the Year award; Aaron Rodgers did not win (Wikipedia AP NFL Comeback Player of the Year Award). (2024 AP NFL CPOY: Joe Burrow)

“[2:18:30] Yeah, coming to you live from a closet in Chicago are the best baseball bets from Jake Hassan right now. [2:18:36] Starting with Bryce Harper, over one and a half total bases. [2:18:39] Really good history against Charlie Moore and hitting 407 against him with a double, a triple and a home run. [2:18:44] He's just got four doubles in the last week alone. [2:18:46] So like Harper a lot tonight.”

Bryce Harper went 1-for-2 with a single (1 total base) as Atlanta beat Philadelphia 5-4, under his 1.5 line (ESPN box score). (Bryce Harper: 1 TB)

“[2:19:17] I'm also going to go the Royals. [2:19:18] I'm going to go my Royals on the money line. [2:19:20] I feel like I have to. [2:19:21] They played really well in Cleveland. [2:19:23] They get a Houston team that's been playing well. [2:19:24] But I really like this Royals team. [2:19:26] I'm still very bullish on them to win the AL Central. [2:19:28] I'll take them on the money line with significant plus money.”

HOU 6, KC 3 — Houston defeated Kansas City 6-3, Royals moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

“[43:52] Jake, real quick. What do you like for the four o'clock games? I also like Bregman. So what could [43:56] possibly go wrong? Let's all go down on this Titanic together. I like the Astros on the money [44:01] line as well. And the later game, the Mariners, I like Luis Castillo over six and a half Ks and [44:05] his ladders against a pitiful race team. Luis Castillo in his ladders. I hope he gives up a [44:11] homer to Junior Caminero. That's my one bet in that game. Junior Caminero, the young fella to [44:16] go hit a homer plus 650. I'm a Mariners fan Castillo. It can be up and down. So I'm a little [44:23] bit concerned with what we've seen recently, but I like Junior Caminero as a nice little fun bet to [44:27] have over these next few hours with the Rays and the Mariners first pitch for that one coming up [44:31] in about 15 minutes. But on the other side, our guy Nick Casos joins us at the top of the hour [44:37] with a take on the NFC North, specifically the Chicago Bears. [44:42] That's next here. [44:43] You better you bet rolling along here.”

SEA 6, TB 2 — Luis Castillo recorded 4 strikeouts (5.2 IP) as Seattle beat Tampa Bay 6-2, under his 6.5 line (ESPN box score). (Luis Castillo: 4 K)

“[2:21:36] I think Mackenzie Gore is going to get shelled tonight. [2:21:38] So I like the Yankees team total over and a couple props, which we'll get to. [2:21:43] I like Tristan Cassis over 1.5 total bases. [2:21:45] He's been awesome ever since he came back from injury. [2:21:47] since his rib cartilage tear slashing three 57, four 26, five 48. [2:21:52] Andy has good history versus Bassett. [2:21:54] I will go David Festa over five and a half K's Braves are striking out a ton, [2:21:58] especially in the second half. And since they've had, you know, [2:22:01] everybody go down to his injury Festa over this number and five of his seven [2:22:05] starts since being recalled from the minors And I take the Orioles on the money line Walker Bueller has been terrible He getting up to the podium basically in tears saying yeah this is not the season you want before you go into free agency [2:22:17] but going to keep trying. [2:22:18] And the Orioles are obviously really awesome.”

Triston Casas went 0-for-3 with 0 total bases as Boston beat Toronto 3-0 (ESPN box score). (Triston Casas: 0 TB)

“[2:21:58] especially in the second half. And since they've had, you know, [2:22:01] everybody go down to his injury Festa over this number and five of his seven [2:22:05] starts since being recalled from the minors And I take the Orioles on the money line Walker Bueller has been terrible He getting up to the podium basically in tears saying yeah this is not the season you want before you go into free agency [2:22:17] but going to keep trying. [2:22:18] And the Orioles are obviously really awesome. [2:22:21] They're a world series contender. [2:22:22] So I like the Orioles on the money line as well. [2:22:24] And then back to over eight and a half [2:22:26] and Mets and Diamondbacks, [2:22:28] Eduardo Rodriguez, he's a lefty. [2:22:30] The Mets crush lefties and Severino [2:22:32] due for some regression”

LAD 6, BAL 4 — Baltimore lost 6-4 to the Los Angeles Dodgers, moneyline busts (ESPN box score).

• Juan Soto to hit a home run
• Aaron Judge to hit a home run

“[2:40:42] I'm pretty sure. [2:40:44] That's why you should get it checked out. [2:40:45] But I will be going to the Yankees and the Nationals for the entrant into the home run parlay for me. [2:40:51] I also parlayed Soto and Judge together to hit home run. [2:40:54] That's 10 to 1, which seems outrageous. [2:40:56] But it also seems like every time one of them homers, they both homer in the same game more often than not. [2:41:01] So I like that. [2:41:01] I'm also going to be a sicko and watch that A's Reds game for Rooker barely know her. [2:41:05] And also just because I like watching the A's because they have a lot of young guys. [2:41:09] I think I'm going to play some futures with them next year. [2:41:11] Jacob Wilson is electric at shortstop. [2:41:13] So really like him. [2:41:14] And then I'll also watch Orioles Dodgers because even though they're both not playing great right now, [2:41:18] they're both probably going to be in the championship series or near the world series, [2:41:22] maybe a world series matchup.”

Neither Juan Soto nor Aaron Judge homered as Washington beat the Yankees, so the two-man home-run parlay lost (ESPN box score). (Juan Soto: 0 HR; Aaron Judge: 0 HR)

“[2:20:57] Texas. [2:20:57] I like the Royals tonight on the money line. [2:20:59] I'm going to do Spencer Torkelson over one and a half total bases. [2:21:02] He's been awesome. [2:21:03] Ever since he got called back up three 33, [2:21:06] 400, [2:21:06] six 39 with three doubles, [2:21:08] two triples and two home runs and just nine games and now he gets the ghost of [2:21:13] Johnny Cueto tonight so like Torkelson a lot Houston and Philly first five under [2:21:17] four and a half Verlander's back from injury had his first start already shook [2:21:21] off the rust a little bit his velocity was back up which was a really good sign [2:21:24] to me has really good history against this Philadelphia lineup and then you get Aaron Noel on the other side for the Phillies he been really good at home has great history against this Houston lineup They hit just 206 against him in 66 plate appearances Really like that first five under [2:21:38] I'll take the Braves on the money line, too. [2:21:40] Spencer Schwallenbach has pitched awesome. [2:21:42] His last five starts at 284 ERA.”

DET 6, LAA 2 — Spencer Torkelson went 0-for-3 with no hits in Detroit's 6-2 win over the Angels, missing the over 1.5 total bases prop. (Spencer Torkelson: 0 total bases)

“[2:21:50] I think they're fading down the stretch here. [2:21:52] So I'll take the Braves on the money line. [2:21:53] Brewers first five, too. [2:21:55] I'm going to fade Logan Webb. [2:21:56] he's really good but the Giants as a whole are kind of stinky and the Brewers we underestimate [2:22:00] them and they're just going to win 95 games and then they're going to fade in the playoffs and [2:22:04] lose to like I don't know the Braves in a stupid stupid series but in this game I'll take the [2:22:08] Brewers on the first five going against Logan Webb and then over eight and a half Mets Diamondbacks [2:22:12] two really good offenses I'm fading Sean Minaya his FIP does not match his ERA and Brandon fought [2:22:18] always a danger to give up home runs all right so Jake with a ton of bets for today on this [2:22:22] Tuesday. Love it. Next up [2:22:24] is Tyler, the handsome type. [2:22:27] Honestly, like, [2:22:28] I don't really like ugly people. [2:22:31] We don't have a lot of, we have no ugly people on this”

SF 3, MIL 2 (through 5 innings) — San Francisco led Milwaukee 3-2 through five innings en route to a 5-4 win; Brewers first-five moneyline busts.

“[2:24:00] He's got an ERA of almost six. [2:24:02] So, like, over eight and a half in that one. [2:24:04] I'm thinking the Astros on the money line. [2:24:06] I get that it's Wheeler and it's the Phillies and Wheeler's the technically in the running [2:24:10] for Cy Young, but this Astros team has played awesome lately. [2:24:14] The Phillies since the break have played terrible. [2:24:16] So I'll take the significant plus money with the Astros here. [2:24:19] Plus one 50 at MGM. [2:24:21] Really like that. [2:24:22] I'll just back a team that I think is playing better right now. [2:24:24] I'm going to run back a play that I did over the weekend a bit. [2:24:27] Nationals getting a run and a half at plus money. [2:24:29] Anytime you give me plus money, getting a run and a half, I'm always going to look at [2:24:32] that. [2:24:32] Also, Nestor Cortez cannot pitch away from Yankee Stadium. [2:24:37] He stinks when he leaves the state of New York. [2:24:40] They're in Washington tonight. [2:24:41] Mitchell Parker's going for the Nats.”

PHI 3, HOU 2 — Phillies beat Astros 3-2 in 10 innings; Houston moneyline busts.

“[2:24:21] Really like that. [2:24:22] I'll just back a team that I think is playing better right now. [2:24:24] I'm going to run back a play that I did over the weekend a bit. [2:24:27] Nationals getting a run and a half at plus money. [2:24:29] Anytime you give me plus money, getting a run and a half, I'm always going to look at [2:24:32] that. [2:24:32] Also, Nestor Cortez cannot pitch away from Yankee Stadium. [2:24:37] He stinks when he leaves the state of New York. [2:24:40] They're in Washington tonight. [2:24:41] Mitchell Parker's going for the Nats. [2:24:42] He's got a 2.82 ERA at home this year. [2:24:45] So I'll take the Nats getting the run and a half. [2:24:47] And Dylan Cruz's debut, so narrative there too. [2:24:50] I'm also going to go Edward Cabrera over 5.5 Ks and ladders for this. [2:24:53] The Rockies strike out most in baseball since the break. [2:24:56] They're also a top seven strikeout rate team at home this year. [2:24:59] Cabrera has games of eight, nine, and 10 Ks this season, including his last start against [2:25:05] the Rockies, which he got nine Ks in.”

NYY 5, WSH 2 — Yankees beat Nationals 5-2; Washington lost by 3, missing the +1.5 spread.