Analyst · 15-11 on settled picks
“I'm betting under, at some point, the stomach got to be like, man, quit playing with me.”
Joey Chestnut ate 66 hot dogs to win his 18th Mustard Belt — under the 70.5 total. (Chestnut: 66 hot dogs in 10 minutes)
“Bartholomew, Caleb Williams, one-and-a-half passing touchdowns, touchdowns more or less. I can't see it. I think this Philadelphia defense is elite and I think last week was just an outlier.”
Caleb Williams threw only 1 passing touchdown in Chicago's 24-15 win at Philadelphia, staying under 1.5. (17/36, 154 yards, 1 TD, 1 INT)
“So definitely, I'm going to give him over 36.5.”
NO 26, NYG 14 — Jaxson Dart: 55 rushing_yards vs over 36.5; covers. (Jaxson Dart: 55 rushing_yards)
“I'm going to go under slightly.”
CLE 17, MIN 21 — Dillon Gabriel: 190 passing_yards vs under 176.5; busts. (Dillon Gabriel: 190 passing_yards)
“More if he can remember what time the game starts,”
NYG 21, LAC 18 — Justin Herbert: 203 passing_yards vs over 249.5; busts. (Justin Herbert: 203 passing_yards)
“Will the Steelers have more or less than eight and a half wins?”
Pittsburgh Steelers finished the 2025 regular season 10-7, over the 8.5 win total. (Steelers finished 10-7, 1st in AFC North)
“But I'll tell you what, I'm going to go over eight.”
Pittsburgh Steelers finished the 2025 regular season 10-7, over the 8.5 win total. (Steelers finished 10-7, 1st in AFC North)
“I have them above three, but I can't go past four and a half, man”
Giants finished the 2025 season 4-13, under the 4.5 win total. (Giants finished 4-13)
“Bartholomew, we've been talking about Jalen Hurts. His total yards is 252 and a half, so that will be passing plus rushing. You go more or less? I'm going to go more”
Jalen Hurts totaled 293 yards (221 passing + 72 rushing) in the Eagles' 40-22 Super Bowl LIX win, clearing the 252.5 over line. (221 pass yds, 2 pass TD; 72 rush yds, 1 rush TD)
“The number on Patrick Mahomes' passing yards is 249.5. You going More or Less? More.”
KC 32, BUF 29 — Patrick Mahomes: 245 passing_yards vs over 249.5; busts. (Patrick Mahomes: 245 passing_yards)
“I'm going to go less because I think this is a game that's going to have”
PHI 28, LAR 22 — Jalen Hurts: 128 passing_yards vs under 199.5; covers. (Jalen Hurts: 128 passing_yards)
“Two and a half total touchdowns against the Jets this weekend.”
Josh Allen scored 3 total touchdowns (2 passing, 1 rushing) in the Bills' 40-14 win over the Jets, exceeding the 2.5 under line. (16/27, 182 yds, 2 pass TD, 1 rush TD)
“The number is 133.5.”
PHI 41, DAL 7 — Saquon Barkley: 167 rushing_yards vs over 133.5; covers. (Saquon Barkley: 167 rushing_yards)
“The number on his receiving yards is 99.5, Bart, more or less.”
MIN 27, GB 25 — Justin Jefferson: 92 receiving_yards vs under 99.5; covers. (Justin Jefferson: 92 receiving_yards)
“Joe Burrow passing touchdowns against the Broncos, two and a half more or less.”
Joe Burrow threw 3 passing touchdowns (all to Tee Higgins) in the Bengals' 30-24 OT win over the Broncos, clearing the 2.5 line. (39/49, 412 yds, 3 pass TD, 1 rush TD)
“Bart, Jaden Daniels passing touchdowns one and a half more or less. Yeah, you know, I don't remember what I said, but I'm going to go more because I'm in the moment right now.”
Jayden Daniels threw 0 passing touchdowns in Washington's 28-27 loss to the Steelers, missing the 1.5 line. (17/34, 202 yds, 0 pass TD)
“I'm going more. I mean, listen, the thing that people don't really talk about but we talk about is that this Washington defense has really been fortunate enough to play from ahead. The Baltimore Ravens are going to run the ball downfield.”
Henry had at least 132 rushing yards (plus any receiving) in Baltimore's 30-23 win over Washington, over 94.5 combined. (24 car, 132 yds, 2 TD)
“I mean, I think this is a no-brainer, especially early in the season when the weather is good all over the country. They perform at a high level. They have a four-by-one track team. I think he's going to definitely have more than that.”
Tua Tagovailoa finished the 2024 season with 2,867 passing yards (11 games played, missed time with a concussion), under the 4,000.5 over line. (2,867 yds, 19 TD, 7 INT in 11 games in 2024)
“Bartholomew here the simplest one of all. Who will win MVP of the Super Bowl. Come on man. We know this is the Patrick Mahomes Invitational”
Patrick Mahomes was named Super Bowl LVIII MVP after leading the Chiefs to a 25-22 OT win over San Francisco. (34/46, 333 pass yds, 2 pass TD, 1 INT; 66 rush yds — Super Bowl LVIII MVP)
“Bart, I'm starting with you. Patrick Mahomes, one and a half passing touchdowns, more or less? Listen, he's too great to be held to less than that. It's definitely going to be more for me. But I think Lamar Jackson's up for the task.”
Patrick Mahomes threw only 1 touchdown pass in the Chiefs' 17-10 AFC Championship win over Baltimore, under the 1.5 line the bettor took the over on. (30/39, 241 pass yds, 1 pass TD)
“The number I'm going to give you is seven and a half catches. [38:29] More, you saw the chemistry when the game was on the line.”
DET 31, TB 23 — Amon-Ra St. Brown: 8 receptions vs over 7.5; covers. (Amon-Ra St. Brown: 8 receptions)
“Bart more or less 247 and a half passing yards for Brock Purdy against Arizona I got to go more I think this is a superior opponent This is a divisional opponent”
ARI 29, SF 45 — Brock Purdy: 242 passing_yards vs over 247.5; busts. (Brock Purdy: 242 passing_yards)
“Bart, more or less 43-and-a-half rushing yards for Jalen Hurts?”
DAL 33, PHI 13 — Jalen Hurts: 30 rushing_yards vs under 43.5; covers. (Jalen Hurts: 30 rushing_yards)
“Bart, talk about Jalen Hurts. Will he have more or less than 242 and a half passing yards? I think less. Listen, Jalen Hurts, that's a tough defense right there. I think running the ball is going to be their key to success.”
PHI 19, SF 42 — Jalen Hurts: 298 passing_yards vs under 242.5; busts. (Jalen Hurts: 298 passing_yards)
“More or less than six and a half catches for my man CeeDee Lamb against Washington. Did you not understand the words coming out of my mouth earlier? I said this is a homecoming game. The only thing that can stop CeeDee Lamb from getting more is his hamstrings”
DAL 45, WSH 10 — CeeDee Lamb: 4 receptions vs over 6.5; busts. (CeeDee Lamb: 4 receptions)
“Bart, more or less 251.5 passing yards for Dak Prescott against Carolina.”
CAR 10, DAL 33 — Dak Prescott: 189 passing_yards vs over 251.5; busts. (Dak Prescott: 189 passing_yards)